+Fates 63 Posted February 9, 2008 Dear Technical Support 18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9 Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better. I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks. Eventually, I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware. I eventually upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse2005. Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and can, without warning, launch TurboStop and Multi-Whine. These latter products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is. Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Saab 93 Convertible hard drive, it often crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can't be turned off. Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2003, but there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2003, it tends to delete all of your money before uninstalling itself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rambler 1-1 9 Posted February 9, 2008 bloody freaking hilarious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
super61 0 Posted February 9, 2008 Captures today's modern times consisely. Well said Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+Dave 2,318 Posted February 11, 2008 But it is all true... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+Brainless 1 Posted February 11, 2008 Dear Technical Support 18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9 Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better. I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks. Eventually, I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware. I eventually upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse2005. Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and can, without warning, launch TurboStop and Multi-Whine. These latter products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is. Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Saab 93 Convertible hard drive, it often crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can't be turned off. Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2003, but there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2003, it tends to delete all of your money before uninstalling itself. The moral of this tale for a happy lifestyle is stay away from computers, girlfriends and wives and stick to beer and football. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rambler 1-1 9 Posted February 12, 2008 sound advice, brainless. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+pcpilot 181 Posted February 12, 2008 Still debating whether to upload this data to my own wife v3.0... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+Brainless 1 Posted February 12, 2008 Still debating whether to upload this data to my own wife v3.0... Err...I would'nt do that if I was you. No No you want to live don't you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+Major Lee 18 Posted February 12, 2008 Don't do it.... Just don't... no... Very dangerous... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Torque_123 0 Posted February 13, 2008 Funny Wife 1.0 works quite well and I've been having fun with wife v1.0 for over 15 years. I've also added the expansion pack Child v1.0-1.4. Be forewarned wife 1.0 and expansion packs Child vX.X is the only game you can play and it's a resource hog! Cheers, Mark Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+Dave 2,318 Posted February 13, 2008 Funny Wife 1.0 works quite well and I've been having fun with wife v1.0 for over 15 years. I've also added the expansion pack Child v1.0-1.4. Be forewarned wife 1.0 and expansion packs Child vX.X is the only game you can play and it's a resource hog! Cheers, Mark I have the expansion packs Child v4.0. And he is right..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+Fates 63 Posted February 13, 2008 I've paid about $5000.oo for DivorceLawyer 1.0 and I still can't get rid of Wife 1.0. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JediMaster 451 Posted February 13, 2008 Might I suggest the DL 2.5 upgrade? It will cost more, though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
