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Combatace the Musical anyone?

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So I was watching High School Musical 2 for the umpteenth time with my 8 year old daughter the other day, and was musing on the past few months here at CA; the various goings on in forum threads, what seems like an influx of new blood into the community who sometimes need a little pointing in the right direction in terms of forum etiquette (like don't pester the modders!) , and of course the dancing elves at Xmas.

 

My fevered imagination got to work.......

 

(To the tune of 'Fabulous')

 

Newbies-

It's out with the old

And in with the new

Good-bye WOE clouds of gray

Hello WOI skies of blue

 

Newbies-

Harrier skins imported from England

Hornet skins imported from Spain

Phantom skins imported from Turkey

And Turkey skins imported to the game

 

Newbies\Moderators-

We're gonna relax and renew

 

Newbies-

You... go... do.

 

Newbies-

We want more mods

That is our simple request

All things modable

Bigger and better and best

We need something inspiring

To help us get along

We need a little Raptoring

Is that so wrong?

 

Newbies-

Fetch us our EF2000

Where is our cockpit with TEWS?

We need our B-1B bomber

Then we can hit supercruise!

 

Moderators-

Flying like never before

 

Newbies-

We... want... more.

 

Moderators-

They want more mods

That is their simple request

All things modable

Faster and louder and best

They need something inspiring

To help them get along

They need a little Flankering

Is that so wrong?

 

Moderators-

Lots more MiGs

Lots more Su's

Lots more Terrains

Even more crews

Lots more Eagles

Lots more skins

They've gotta have lots more of everything

 

Newbies\Moderators-

Nothing to discuss

Everything's got to be modable

For us

 

[Chorus]

Moderators-

They want more mods

That is their simple request

All things modable

Faster and louder and best

They need something inspiring

To help them get along

They need a little Mirageing

Is that so wrong?

 

Newbies-

This new plane won't do

That terrain's a bore

That new skin's insulting

We need more

We need, We need

We need, We need

We need, We need

We need more mods (hold "mods")

We want more mods

Bring us more mods (Moderators - Modable planes, modable sky)

 

Moderators -

Modable bombs, yes those modders do try!

 

Newbies(seeing teaser screenshots of the latest WIP) -

Oh, we like what we see

We like it a lot

Is this absolutely modable?

 

Moderators-

Modable

 

Moderators-

Modable

 

Newbies (seeing the whining and nagging forum threads being locked) -

Absolutely... not!

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:haha::rofl::haha::rofl::good::rofl::haha:

 

That was good.

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:rofl: freaking hilarious! It's funny 'cause it's true!

 

however, I fear for allenjb42's health, well-being and mental sanity. You know you've seen too much disney when you start re-writing random dance numbers.

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I am deeply disturbed, I should ban you allen.... :biggrin:

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Mama,

Just made a mod...

 

Forgot some rivets on the plane,

now all the a-holes will complain...

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This Aircraft should have exactly 1296 rivets. You have only included 1290! I suggest you take the aircraft down off the download page and add the 6 rivets immediatly!

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This Aircraft should have exactly 1296 rivets. You have only included 1290! I suggest you take the aircraft down off the download page and add the 6 rivets immediatly!

 

Didn't some %@$*&!@# actually pull that on WOLF257?

Edited by Longestpants

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Its springtime

for BLTDAN

and Combatace

 

Winter

for Cofield

and SimHq

Edited by column5

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Didn't some %@$*&!@# actually pull that on WOLF257?

 

 

I don't know. If they did they should be shot.

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with the 6 rivets.

 

 

In the spleen.

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Its springtime

for BLTDAN

and Combatace

 

Winter

for Cofield

and SimHq

 

LOL :biggrin:

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I am deeply disturbed, I should ban you allen.... :biggrin:

 

LOL..Just be thankful we weren't watching the first movie....

 

USAFMTL/Column5 (together)-

We're soaring, flyin'...... :biggrin:

Edited by allenjb42

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I'm a fan of musicals...but the older ones! Gimme something with Gene Kelly in it and I'm set. Or an old Disney animated flick like Jungle Book.

Does anyone without kids actually like these HS things?

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C5...is that a Haiku? :ninja:

 

The Producers

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It needs the "Two Weeks" gag inserted in there, somewhere.

Otherwise, I'll be first in the line up at Broadway.

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I still think Mel Brooks never had a single idea as brilliant as "Springtime for Hitler."

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I still think Mel Brooks never had a single idea as brilliant as "Springtime for Hitler."

 

 

Yes he did, Hitler on Ice!

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