column5 62 Posted September 15, 2008 We are introducing a new warning system for threads that will allow you to quickly and easily identify the level of n00bishness and respond appropriately: Our normal threat posture is GUARDED where people just refuse to use the search features. No big whoop but sometimes transient threats appear, and this new warning system will allow us to inform you when the level of danger is escalating. Should we reach n00bcon 5, assume that total war has commenced. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
serverandenforcer 33 Posted September 15, 2008 That's freaken hillarious! I take it that you are bored right now and don't know what to do? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TurtleHawk 6 Posted September 15, 2008 That is hilarious!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nesher 629 Posted September 15, 2008 ROFL! good one column :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
column5 62 Posted September 15, 2008 Thx to ruggbutt for the animation! :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+wilco 11 Posted September 15, 2008 My eyes hurt... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Silverbolt 104 Posted September 15, 2008 muhahahahaha LOLOLOLOLOL Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+allenjb42 4,127 Posted September 15, 2008 Very funny! Now, how do you add skins again? Oh, and it's got to be for a SUPER SEXY STEALTH FIGHTER BECAUSE ALL OF THOSE OLD PLANES ARE JUST SO BORING AND I ONLY WANT TO FLY THE SUPER SEXY ONES LIKE ON THAT ACE COMBAT GAME AND NOT THE BORING OLD PLANES FROM LIKE THE 60S AND 70S EXCEPT FOR THAT F-14 TOP GUN PLANE BECAUSE I REALLLY LIKE THAT ONE. AND HOW DO YOU ADD PLANES? AND HOW DO YOU ADD WEAPONS?. I need to lie down, I'm getting a headache... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
speedbump 0 Posted September 15, 2008 Thanks. That made my day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ruggbutt 45 Posted September 15, 2008 Thx to ruggbutt for the animation! :) It's a group effort! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icarus999 70 Posted September 15, 2008 OMG that was funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fubar512 1,350 Posted September 15, 2008 What C5 failed to disclose, is that should the threat level ever reach nOObcon 5, the LAtviaN MAfIa will dispatch a hit squad to the perpetrator's abode. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
herman01 0 Posted September 15, 2008 I was that guy at one time and for that I apologize. This doesn’t mean I'm going to Guantanamo Bay, right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ruggbutt 45 Posted September 15, 2008 I was that guy at one time and for that I apologize. This doesn't mean I'm going to Guantanamo Bay, right? That's possible, Kumar. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+Crab_02 8 Posted September 15, 2008 excellent. Don, I have some file coversheets I need to send you (powerpoint format), which follow this format. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+drdoyo 2 Posted September 16, 2008 (edited) Wait a minute, The normal noobcon level is BLUE? Maybe you guys could do something to give TSA a clue with the never changing ORANGE! Edited September 16, 2008 by drdoyo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
serverandenforcer 33 Posted September 16, 2008 After a massive attack of noobs that we have had in the past, we will never go back to nOObcon 1. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
firehawkordy 34 Posted September 16, 2008 This is great news for the server, however, we must always be vigilant against a Fifth Column Noob attack. Note FIFTH COLUMN , not Column Five. If a noob attack occurs in Kalifornia I will dispatch a trained squad of killer Chimps and Black Bears. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rambler 1-1 9 Posted September 16, 2008 mmmm... tea..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kct 5 Posted September 16, 2008 And we can always brew tea in most of the British armour in service. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
