Will this ever make into this Sim?

[thundercheif 1]

Chuck Norris has to be careful when he says "to hell with you" because when he does, people are actually sent to hell.

Were do you get s**t like this?

Back to topic: looking forward to all of it

[Chuck Norris 0]

Were do you get s**t like this?

 

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

[thundercheif 1]

you need some medical attention dude!

[Stick 773]

'Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.'

 

 

Chuck, Kowloon King and Wicked Wang are looking for you.They dont wear pajamas.

Edited September 23, 2008 by Stick

[Chuck Norris 0]

'Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.'

 

 

Chuck, Kowloon King and Wicked Wang are looking for you.They dont wear pajamas.

 

Chuck Norris cannot be found. He exists everywhere and nowhere at the same time.

[Caesar 305]

Yeah, so, we're looking at a possible 3 models of Tu-95's? Sierra Hotel!

[Stick 773]

'He exists everywhere and nowhere at the same time.'

 

Ah I see the Kowloon King has already stuck it to you.Come to India, for that is the fate of a Eunuch here.

[Chuck Norris 0]

'He exists everywhere and nowhere at the same time.'

 

Ah I see the Kowloon King has already stuck it to you.Come to India, for that is the fate of a Eunuch here.

 

 

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

[thundercheif 1]

Chuck Norris may have invented the roundhouse kick. But I invented pain...

anywho lets take this one in another thread.

[Chuck Norris 0]

Chuck Norris may have invented the roundhouse kick. But I invented pain...

 

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

[thundercheif 1]

Was the TU-142 also codenamed "bear"?

 

I know its a noobish question.

Edited September 23, 2008 by thundercheif

[Guest 531_Ghost]

Was the TU-142 also codenamed "bear"?

 

I know its a noobish question.

 

Yes

[+Gocad 26]

Fun fact:

 

Tu-95 > Tu-142 > Tu-95

 

[+Jimbib 684]

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light.

 

Does Chuck Norris therefore have infinite mass?

[Chuck Norris 0]

Does Chuck Norris therefore have infinite mass?

 

Scientists believe the world began with the "Big Bang". Chuck Norris shrugs it off as a "bad case of gas".

[+Viggen 517]

To CA:

I've got to agree with ghost on this. Come on guys, "Bagdad Bob" and "Grosse Hossen" were fun and all, but this is just rediculous. Oh, and if anyone else wishes to know, "Mr. T"'s profile, was Bagded Bob's.

 

To the Bear Topic: So many Bears! So little ammo!

[thundercheif 1]

To the Bear Topic: So many Bears! So little ammo!

Just add more tomcats!

[column5 62]

To CA:

I've got to agree with ghost on this. Come on guys, "Bagdad Bob" and "Grosse Hossen" were fun and all, but this is just rediculous. Oh, and if anyone else wishes to know, "Mr. T"'s profile, was Bagded Bob's.

 

To the Bear Topic: So many Bears! So little ammo!

 

CA is place that has a sense of humor. Sometimes its whacked, sure. Anyone who does not have a sense of humor or who is too uptight should probably not post here. That's my opinion anyway, other moderators may disagree.

 

Anyway, nothing Chuck Norris posted was in the slightest way derogatory towards ghostrider or anyone else.

 

So, in the immortal words of Sgt. Hulka, "Lighten up, Francis."

[+Typhoid 231]

Yes

 

 

yup. Tu-142 is what we call the Bear F.

 

will it have the Indian Navy skin for it when it comes out?

 

[+Typhoid 231]

CA is place that has a sense of humor. Sometimes its whacked, sure. Anyone who does not have a sense of humor or who is too uptight should probably not post here. That's my opinion anyway, other moderators may disagree.

 

Anyway, nothing Chuck Norris posted was in the slightest way derogatory towards ghostrider or anyone else.

 

So, in the immortal words of Sgt. Hulka, "Lighten up, Francis."

 

hear hear!

 

 

gotta keep a sense of humor and go for decaf once in awhile!

[+Dave 2,318]

I echo what C5 says, its harmless fun, on a website dedicated to providing add ons to a game in which we pretend to be a pilot. I do not see the big deal in it at all. If you don't have a sense of humor, or don't want to have some lighthearted fun, then you are at the wrong website. We all need to step back and look at ourselves and realize we are playing a game for fun. If you are not having fun any more, then go see someone. I can give you a list of people who are at other sites because they just took this website, this game and this hobby way too seriously. We all have bad days people and that is understandable. But in the end lets have fun. Even me too.

[charlielima 328]

Speaking of Bears and fun, It looks like I'll have to straighten out my F-4N and F-4S files out for those north pacific Bear intercepts and escorts off the Coral Sea and Midway in the early 80s. I hope our Russian friends here get us a bitchin sound file for this AC. It doesn't sound like any other airplane, jet or turbo prop or fan I've heard. It sounds pretty wicked from those counter rotating props blowing gobs of air on to those swept wings. Was there a tanker version? That would be a sweet target.

:ph34r: CL

[+Dave 2,318]

Yeah the TU-95 series has noise like no other aircraft. I heard my first one back in 1995 and man what a racket. It made a sound I could feel in my chest.

[Rajnikanth 0]

Chuck Norris has to be careful when he says "to hell with you" because when he does, people are actually sent to hell.

 

The square root of Rajnikanth is pain. Do not try to square Rajnikanth, the result is death. For Rajnikanth can kill two stones with one bird.

[+Dave 2,318]

For Rajnikanth can kill two stones with one bird.

 

Damn Chuck, that is a big shoe to fill.