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'Do your Bird' Lohan

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1292844/Lindsay-Lohans-astonishing-F-word-insult-judge-sentenced-90-days-jail.html

 

Prison Lags in the UK have a saying 'Do your Bird'

 

It means you've been caught out, and you need to take your imprisonment on the Chin.

 

This spoilt little brat obviously needs to learn, that just because she has Blond hair, and mediocre talent...that doesn't mean she is above the law!

 

Congratulations to the Judge.

 

Perhaps this wannabe will learn a lesson, that she cannot drive a car, pissed as a newt, crash it...and blame her work schedule for not completing her previous repremands!

 

Youngsters these days, seem to think they are above the law...and if her stupid Mother, had given her a few slaps around the chops earlier in her life...she may have avoided making her child look utterly stupid in court, with her childish Blubbing!

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It simple dont do the crime... so you dont do the time...

 

And for the crime all she had to do was not drink alcohol now seriously how hard is that???

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I find that extremely easy, myself! This is why child acting is so bad because too often they grow up to be asses. Of course, in this case the parents are just as bad and I think her life would've been largely the same just without the money and fame. Still would've been in jail and rehab...

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She'll be somebody's "other white meat" now...

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In response to the news, her clothing line has released a new item: The unisex jumpsuit, available in bright orange and with personalized names and numbers! It has already been seen being worn by stars such as Paris Hilton and Kiefer Sutherland :grin:

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