JediMaster 451 Posted October 21, 2011 Reminds me of an old Yakov Smirnoff joke. In Russia we have saying: Women are like buses. That's it. Women are like buses. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
B52STRATO 215 Posted October 21, 2011 Or this old one. What is the perfect day for a Westerner ? Come across the girl of his dreams, bring splendid dinner in a restaurant, to check the most luxurious hotel room, spend the night with the girl and wake up the next morning to learn that everything is free. Now, what is the perfect day for a Russian ? It is to be woken up at 3.00 a.m, open the door to see two F.S.B men in black who asks him "Mr. Kirov ?" and respond "It's in front" then go back to sleep. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+Dave 2,318 Posted October 21, 2011 In Russia you do not carry log, in Russia the log carries you... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+streakeagle 864 Posted October 21, 2011 (edited) Old TV commercial with Russian fashion show... "Day Wear"... "Evening Wear"... "Swim Wear"... With all of the fashions looking identical and being little better than potato sacks and the model looking much like the lady carrying the log. Found a link: Didn't even remember it was a Wendy's commercial... which is an epic fail for the advertising agency because as intended I never forgot the commercial, but had no clue what they were advertising :) Edited October 21, 2011 by streakeagle Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+Jug 99 Posted October 24, 2011 Gotta tell you boys, things have changed: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Capitaine Vengeur 263 Posted October 24, 2011 During the Cold War, the Americans tried to impress the Russians about their own manly abilities, by ordering large quantities of condoms designed for 8"-long stuff. When they received their order, the boxes displayed: "Kondoms 20 cms - Small size". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
