Jump to content
Fates

Caption This 2

Recommended Posts


thats not what they meant by use protection in the Friday saftey briefs............

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Collecting exhaust samples is he?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Cheap way of filling wind direction balloons?

 

Testing to see if the pilot was eating chilly beans?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I remember a joke from when I was a kid; save gas - fart in a jar. :biggrin:

 

Perhaps this lad took it a little too seriously but couldn't find a jar?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

"I think the Airbag is supposed to go up front Chief"

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

As Jeff leaned into the still escaping warm exhaust to collect his sample he couldn't help but wonder if there wasn't a better way to comply with the new government standard of checking exhaust gases from non-running jet engines. Conducted in the prior year as well, at a tax payers expense of merely 2.8 billion USD, the government concluded that as time running the horizontal axis as "x" and "y" being the heat of expended gaseous vapors that as "x" increased "y" decreased on a proportional scale. Upon successfully gaining his sample Jeff and his crew chief hope the double knot they tied is enough to keep the test clinically safe. What's for dinner in the chow hall isn't far behind in thought.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

UK I'm surprised at you.

 

First pic looks like Rover capturing the resisting man. Didn't know Rover could be successfully resisted, and carried away defeated. Wow

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Now where do we get 50 yards of flight line?

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Now where do we get 50 yards of flight line?

 

It's by the headlight fluid!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

It's by the headlight fluid!

 

Which is just above the muffler bearings.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Which is just above the muffler bearings.

 

To the right of the Prop Wash

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Next to keys to start the engines.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

That's for the sniffer dogs to track you, in case the emergency beacon fails.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Maybe they were trying to catch a bird living inside the engine!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

How Viper pilot farts are really disposed of..

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

USAF testing confirms it IS the most beautiful thing they ever saw.

 

 

(Obscure American Beauty reference)

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Testing condoms, USAF size (propanganda pictures by courtesy of the USAF Public Relations & Recruitment Office)

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

The Montgolfier brothers would've really apreciated an F-16 exhaust in their attempts to acheive manned flight.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Guess he was told to get a bag of jetwash.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now

×

Important Information

By using this site, you agree to our Terms of Use, Privacy Policy, and We have placed cookies on your device to help make this website better. You can adjust your cookie settings, otherwise we'll assume you're okay to continue..