+Erik 1,731 Posted September 18, 2012 The Fable Of The Happy Pilot Once upon a time, a pilot asked a beautiful princess, "Will you marry me?" The princess said, "No!" From that moment on the pilot lived happily ever after and flew fighters all over the world and drove hot cars and chased skinny long-legged big-breasted flight attendants and hunted and fished and went to topless bars and dated women half his age and drank Weihenstephaner Hefeweissbier and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and kept his house and guns and ate cold leftovers, potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was friggin' cool. And he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up. The End. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Atreides 144 Posted September 18, 2012 Made my morning, thank you for the laughs ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+Dave 2,318 Posted September 18, 2012 What a fairy tale. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+FLOGGER23 2,793 Posted September 18, 2012 My never made true dream... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+KnightWolf45 1,147 Posted September 18, 2012 :lmao: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+Gepard 10,253 Posted September 18, 2012 :good: :good: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
