I Wish I had a Gun like the A-10
Oh, I wish I had a gun just like the A-10
I'd be happy as a baby in a playpen
I'd mow 'em down like a weedeater
With that thirty Millimeter
I wish I had a gun just like the A-10
Oh, I wish I had eight AMRAAMs like the Eagle
I'd be having so much fun it'd be illegal
Like a guy who ain't been laid for months
I'd shot those f***ers all at once
I wish I had eight AMRAAMs like the Eagle
Oh, I wish I had the gas just like a Mudhen
To hang around that long is just a sin
And while you RTB and scoff
I'm doin' loops and jackin' off
I wish I had the gas just like a Mudhen
Oh, I wish I had the alpha of a Hornet
Livin' to fly slow and others scorn it
Well I can still pitch and roll
That other guy's goin' out of control
I wish I had the alpha of a Hornet
You know, all those things are nice
But when it comes right down to it
Just can't escape the fact
That's this right here
Yeah, all you f***ers wish you flew the Viper
Prob'ly since the time you wore a diaper
We got every mission that you do and fly 'em all better than you
Yeah, all you f***ers wish you flew the Viper
'Cause we're single seat multi role
We can fly right up our own asshole
Yeah, all you f***ers wish you flew the Viper