Talking Clock...

[Guest 531_Ghost]

After closing time at the bar, a drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment

to a couple of his friends. He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a

mallet.

 

'What's that big brass gong?' one of the guests asked.

 

'It's not a gong. It's a talking clock,' the drunk replied.

 

'A talking clock? Seriously?' asked his astonished friend.

 

'Yup,' replied t he drunk.

 

'How's it work?' the friend asked, squinting at it.

 

'Watch,' the drunk replied.

He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound and stepped back.

.

 

The three stood looking at one another for a moment.......

 

Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall

screamed,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

'You asshole! It's

three-fifteen in the

morning!'