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Adverts Put In Paper

 

These are classified ads, which were actually placed in a U.K. Newspaper: :grin:

 

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.

8 years old.

Hateful little bastard.

Bites!

 

FREE PUPPIES

1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.

 

FREE PUPPIES.

Mother, a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.

Father, Super Dog... able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

 

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.

Also 1 gay bull for sale.

 

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!

Must sell washer and dryer £100.

 

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.

Worn once by mistake.

Call Stephanie.

 

*** And the WINNER is... ***

 

FOR SALE BY OWNER.

Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica,

45 volumes.

Excellent condition.....£200 or best offer.

No longer needed; got married last month.

Wife knows f#%#%#g everything!

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rofl.gifrofl.gifrofl.gif Loved 'em UKW! Those were great!

 

I always wondered, if a Stealth Bomber crashed in the forest. Would "it" make a sound?

 

Also, what color would a Smurf turn if you strangled them?

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