UK_Widowmaker 571 Posted February 24, 2010 Adverts Put In Paper These are classified ads, which were actually placed in a U.K. Newspaper: FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites! FREE PUPPIES 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog. FREE PUPPIES. Mother, a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog... able to leap tall fences in a single bound. COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale. JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer £100. WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie. *** And the WINNER is... *** FOR SALE BY OWNER. Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition.....£200 or best offer. No longer needed; got married last month. Wife knows f#%#%#g everything! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ConradB 0 Posted February 25, 2010 Loved 'em UKW! Those were great! I always wondered, if a Stealth Bomber crashed in the forest. Would "it" make a sound? Also, what color would a Smurf turn if you strangled them? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gaw 5 Posted February 27, 2010 UK....classic! thanks Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
