On a lighter note....

[navychief]

Bill Clinton, George Bush, Janet Reno and Bo Derek were all in the

same train compartment. After several minutes of the trip, the train

passes through a dark tunnel and the unmistakable sound of a slap is

heard.

 

When they leave the tunnel, Clinton has a big red slap mark on his

cheek.

 

Bo Derek thought - "That sleazeball Clinton wanted to touch me and by

mistake, he must have put his hand on Janet Reno, who in turn must

have slapped his face."

 

Janet Reno thought - "That dirty Bill Clinton laid his hands on Bo Derek and she smacked him."

 

Bill Clinton thought - "George put his hand on Bo Derek and by mistake

she slapped me."

 

George Bush thought - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can

smack Clinton again."

[SDirickson]

rofl

 

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