Dog For Sale

[UK_Widowmaker 571]

Dog For Sale

 

Free to good home. Excellent guard dog.

 

Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighbourhood for him to eat.

 

Most of them knew him as 'Holy s**t.'

[Capitaine Vengeur 263]

Are you speaking about the right-side or the left-side article?

[UK_Widowmaker 571]

Are you speaking about the right-side or the left-side article?

 

Good point!...both can be very dangerous! (though for totally different reasons)

[ONETINSOLDIER 2]

a friend of mine has a mastiff that was just wieghed at the vets, tips the scales at 163 pounds, he thinks hes a lap dog, litteraly. when he decides to sit in (or on) your lap, theres not a whole lot you can do about it. Its like the old joke, "where does a 800 pound gorilla sleep? anywhere he damn well pleases!"