Okay, can anyone understand the following?

[eraser_tr]

Gentlemen, I think we have discovered the heir of Champollion, Chadwick and Ventris. Eraser, when will you edit a dictionnary "Stupid-lazy-kids-typing-worthless-messages-all-day-long / Intelligent-grown-up-old-fossils-complaining-about-the-youth-all-day-long"?

 

As soon as I get these damn kids off my lawn!

 

I think the ability comes from trying to read Column5 and Dave's alter egos that pop up every once in a while. The linguistics are actually quite similar.

 

S&E that makes sense as another way of translating it, but the not-really-a-sentence before it says hopping into bed, directly followed by this making someone go boom boom s**t. And a quick google does appear to confirm sex as the prevalent meaning.