UK_Widowmaker Posted May 19, 2011 Posted May 19, 2011 Two blokes are pushing their shopping trolleys around a supermarket when they collide. The first bloke says to the second bloke, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going". The second bloke says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate". The first bloke says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like"? The second bloke says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, 5 feet 11 inches tall, with blonde hair, blue eyes, big jubblies, long legs and is wearing tiny little shorts and a crop top. What does your wife look like?" The first bloke says, "Who gives a f**k? Let's look for yours." Quote
ShrikeHawk Posted May 19, 2011 Posted May 19, 2011 Haha! I'm putting that one in my mental joke rolodex. Quote
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