navychief Posted April 2, 2003 Posted April 2, 2003 Two strangers are sitting in an adjacent seats in airplane. One guy says to the other, "Let's talk." I hear that the flight will go faster if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The other guy, a Navy Chief, who had just opened a good book, closes it slowly, and asks, "What would you like to discuss?" The first guy says, "Oh, I don't know; how about Nuclear Power?" The Chief says, "OK, that could make for some pretty interesting conversation. But let me ask you a question first: A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff, but the deer excretes pellets; the cow, big patties; and the horse, clumps of dried grass. Why is that?" The first guy says, "I don't know." The Chief says, "Oh? Well then, do you really think you're qualified to discuss Nuclear Power when you don't know s**t?"
*Fast Eagle* Posted April 3, 2003 Posted April 3, 2003 Thats a good one Chief!!! I'll send you an email this morning when I get an hour to do so
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