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I got this today in my email, and had to share it with you....hehehehe:

 

A man came home from work. He sat in his favorite chair, turned on the TV and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts." She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer anyway. When he finished it, he said,

 

"Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start." This time she looked a little angry, but decided to bring him the beer. When it was gone he said, "Quick, one more before it starts." She blows her top.

 

"That's it! You bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat a.. down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave bringing you beer ?? Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"

 

The husband sighed, "Sh..t, it started..."

 

Chief

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