Silverbolt 104 Posted January 26, 2009 (edited) Just recive it in my email, quite funny Rock n 'Roll:asks anything with alcohol. Dies suffocated to death in their own vomit (reference to Jimi Hendrix). Heavy Metal: Beer. Drink too much and is steady. Thrash Metal: asks gasoline. Power Metal: asks for a magic potion. Viking Metal: asks mead. It is extremely drunk, but not fall. Black Metal: asks blood of a virgin. White Metal: asks holy water. After all, alcohol is sin. Grunge: asks Poison. Is not met and decided to buy a gun. Progressive Rock: asks for a smoothie . Drink little. Progressive Metal: asks for a smoothie with everything that is right. Asks one more waiting to come to perfection. It becomes a drunk and annoying. Hard Rock: Asks for a Jack Daniels . It leaves drunk and throwing TVs through the windows of hotels. Gothic Rock: asks for a glass of wine and says he thinks about Suicide. Gothic Metal:asks for a bottle of wine, then suicide. Doom Metal: Think the Wine bad than kill itself. Emocore: Do not know what to choose and starts to cry. Hardcore: asks for a Smirnoff ice or anything weak to say he drinks Punk Rock: asks for a cheap rum, not to feed the system. Glam Rock: asks something colorful and bright. New Metal: asks to drink stronger wanting to give a bonzão and falls on the first shot Indie Rock: askssoda. New Wave: asks water. Edited January 26, 2009 by Silverbolt Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
