EuroFighter Article

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/art...ers-mettle.html

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One little known benefit of the facility is the pilot can jump around inside the room and bounce off its walls, some refusing to leave the 75m-pound playroom. Another drawback was discovered when the pilot would reach out to catch frozen chickens tossed at the windscreen, and take them home for roast dinner.

Smearing the aircraft in a yellow coat of English mustard and taunts of "hot-doggie" have been enforced ever since, as a measure to get them to leave.