snapple2993 Posted February 12, 2004 Posted February 12, 2004 A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever. At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral...I'm a gynecologist. And at that point, the proctologist fainted. <C> Snapple Quote
firehawkordy Posted February 12, 2004 Posted February 12, 2004 Thats just wrong,funny,but wrong. Quote
+pcpilot Posted February 12, 2004 Posted February 12, 2004 :o :D jeeze....who comes up with this stuff??!!?? Proof positive someone with a 1000 posts is bored to death Ill bet... :D :D :D :P Quote
snapple2993 Posted February 12, 2004 Author Posted February 12, 2004 I got it from my ex-marine sister Quote
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