Best Laughs - Ubi Forums 2004

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Best laughs - UBI Forums 2004

 

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Little Storminglocks was sat watching Aunty Ed knitting a new comfort blanket for everyone to use. These were normaly made from bird's flight feathers but a new substitute was available called 'flightsim soft wear' Aunt ed was nearly finished when she noticed a hole in the flightsim so asked little storminglocks to go to the woods and find her a patch. Storminlocks set off through the woods being careful to stay on the path. On one side she could hear whiners and whingers and on the other voices shouted thanks and laughed gaily. "Be quiet" she shouted but the din just got worse. However, storminglocks was not afraid as she had made this journey several times before [actually about twenty at the last count] She searched as she went, adjusting her range and azimuth to maximise her serach area without realising that the ground clutter was spoling her efforts.Soon, [which is the computer programmers soon and not the soon of the patch waiting clan] storminglocks came to a clearing where there was a big house Storminglocks eyes 'locked on' when he saw the letters "You BE I Patch Emporium" etched abve the door. Storminglocks knocked loudly on the door [since he knew no other way]which slowly opened revealing all manner of patches. There were eye patches, patches for teachers jackets elbows, fog patches and even some sticky patches that the dog must have left behind. Storminglocks was was starting to get a bit patched off when she noticed a stack of CD's on the window sill. She started to look through them her eyes growing wider and wider as she read each one. 'Patch 2.01' 'HORNET FREE GIVE AWAY'. ALL PLANES FLYABLE' DYNAMIC CAMPAIGNS [only if needed] the titles were pure gold. Suddenly there was a noise and a voice boomed "FEE FO SEMPER FI FUM..I smell THE BLOOD OF AN EXECUTIVE WHO'S VIEWS DO NOT REPRESENT UBI DOT COM" Little smokinglocks jumped for the window, scattering the discs in all directions. She ran back up the path setting herself a direct course back to Aunt Ed's forgetting in her haste her rendevous with the mysterious tanker driver. As she got to the door she stood catching her breath [which luckily was not heavy] and grateful that she had been wearing her lucky ALQ charm that day. But then looking down she saw that one of the discs had somehow jammed its way onto her middle finger and had been brought back...but which one was it? Hardly daring to look she rotated her finger bringing the disc in to the vertical..the words 'PATCH1.02 VERSION 21' were just being seen. SUDDENLY, there was a loud "MIEOOOW" sound..the lights went on and Storming was sat bolt upright in bed, sweat on his forehead and his middle finger pointing upwards..a hint of fur stuck to the finger nail gave a clue. "Go back to sleep dear" said Mrs Stroming from the next bunk as she turned over and switched off the light. Storming fell sowly back against the pillows.glad that it had all been a nightmare but dreading having to explain the cat's injuries to the vet. He need not have worried, downstairs the cat had hurriedly thrown a few things in a flightbag , hit control E on the cat flap and left the House of Storming for good.

 

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* This is a creative work of fiction, and any implied resemblance to persons living or deceased is purely coincidental.