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Chainguns wedding night....

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At a VERY old age,Chaingun,Married a Lovely 25 year old(ok she says she 25),Since her new husband is so old she decides she and Chaingun should sleep in seperate bedrooms,because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may overexert himself if they spent the entire night together.

After the wedding festivies she prepares herself for bed and the "expected"knock on the door.Sure enough knock comes and there is Chaingun,her elderly groom ready for action.they unite as one,Chain takes leave of his new bride and she prepares for sleep.

After a few mins she hears another knock at the door and it's Chaingun again ready for more"action"...Somewhat surprised she consents and when they're done Chain kisses his new bride and bids her a goodnight and leaves.She is just about set for sleep again and ..you guessed it..theres another knock at the door and there stands Chain again as fresh as a teenager and ready for more,once again she consents and when they are done Chain kisses his new wife and wishes her a goodnights sleep..but as he leaves his young bride says to him"I am throughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often,I have been with men less than a 1/3 of your age who were good only once..you are truely a great lover"

Chaingun,somewhat embarrassed,turns to his wife and says"You mean I was here already?"


Oh yeah...since your bigger than me it's a good thing you're not around :D

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