+Zurawski 33 Posted May 20, 2011 (edited) An over-cofindent stud approaches a knock-out blonde and says.. "I would like to tell you a story about my (Short for Richard) but it's too long..." The blonde smiles, tosses her hair over her shoulder and responds.. "That's okay... I would have told you a story about my (insert feline metaphore for a woman reproductive region)... but you would'nt get it." Yeah, I know.. I know... But the more you think about it, the funnier it is. Edited May 20, 2011 by Zurawski Share this post Link to post Share on other sites