An over-cofindent stud approaches a knock-out blonde...

[+Zurawski]

An over-cofindent stud approaches a knock-out blonde and says.. "I would like to tell you a story about my (Short for Richard) but it's too long..."

 

The blonde smiles, tosses her hair over her shoulder and responds.. "That's okay... I would have told you a story about my (insert feline metaphore for a woman reproductive region)... but you would'nt get it."

 

Yeah, I know.. I know... But the more you think about it, the funnier it is.

Edited May 20, 2011 by Zurawski

[+whiteknight06604]

lol