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Piloto

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  1. Minha primeira skin :D

    Muito melhor !!! Esses poços de petroleo são de onde
  2. Minha primeira skin :D

    Nem tá mau Silver! Tem é q reduzir um pouco as insignias senão tem insignias com aviao inves de aviao com insignias...
  3. A Snake in the AO

    A snake in the AO The Differential Theory of US Armed Forces (Snake Model) upon encountering a snake in the Area of Operations (AO): 1. Infantry: Snake smells them, leaves area. 2. Airborne: Lands on and kills the snake. 3. Armor: Runs over snake, laughs, and looks for more snakes. 4. Aviation: Has Global Positioning Satellite coordinates to snake. Can't find snake. Returns to base for refuel, crew rest and manicure. 5. Ranger: Plays with snake, then eats it. 6. Field Artillery: Kills snake with massive Time On Target barrage with three Forward Artillery Brigades in support. Kills several hundred civilians as unavoidable collateral damage. Mission is considered a success and all participants (i.e., cooks, mechanics and clerks) are awarded Silver Stars. 7. Special Forces: Makes contact with snake, ignores all State Department directives and Theater Commander Rules of Engagement by building rapport with snake and winning its heart and mind. Trains it to kill other snakes. Files enormous travel settlement upon return. 8. Combat Engineer: Studies snake. Prepares in-depth doctrinal thesis in obscure 5 series Field Manual about how to defeat snake using countermobility assets. Complains that maneuver forces don't understand how to properly conduct doctrinal counter-snake ops. 9. Navy SEAL: Expends all ammunition and calls for naval gunfire support in failed attempt to kill snake. Snake bites SEAL and retreats to safety. Hollywood makes fantasy film in which SEALS kill Muslim extremist snakes. 10. Navy: Fires off 50 cruise missiles from various types of ships, kills snake and makes presentation to Senate Appropriations Committee on how Naval forces are the most cost-effective means of anti-snake force projection. 11. Marine: Kills snake by accident while looking for souvenirs. Local civilians demand removal of all US forces from Area of Operations. 12. Marine Recon: Follows snake, gets lost. 13. Combat Controllers: Guides snake elsewhere. 14. Para-Rescue Jumper: Wounds snake in initial encounter, then works feverishly to save snake's life. 15. Supply: (NOTICE: Your anti-snake equipment is on backorder.) 16. Transport pilot: Receives call for anti-snake equipment, and delivers two weeks after due date. 17. F-15 pilot: Mis-identifies snake as enemy Mil-24 Hind helicopter and engages with missiles. Crew chief paints snake kill on aircraft. 18. F-16 pilot: Finds snake, drops two CBU-87 cluster bombs, and misses snake target, but get direct hit on Embassy 100 KM East of snake due to weather (Too Hot also Too Cold, Was Clear but too overcast, Too dry with Rain, Unlimited ceiling with low cloud cover etc.) Claims that purchasing multi-million dollar, high-tech snake-killing device will enable it in the future to kill all snakes and achieve a revolution in military affairs. 19. AH-64 Apache pilot: Unable to locate snake, snakes don't show well on infra-red. Infrared only operable in desert AO's without power lines or SAM's. 20. UH-60 Blackhawk pilot: Finds snake on fourth pass after snake builds bonfire, pops smoke, lays out VS 17 to mark Landing Zone. Rotor wash blows snake into fire. 21. B-52 pilot: Pulls ARCLIGHT mission on snake, kills snake and every other living thing within two miles of target. 22. Missile crew: Lays in target coordinates to snake in 20 seconds, but can't receive authorization from National Command Authority to use nuclear weapons. 23. Intelligence officer: Snake? What snake? Only four of 35 indicators of snake activity are currently active. We assess the potential for snake activity as LOW. 24. Judge Advocate General (JAG): Snake declines to bite, citing grounds of professional courtesy.
  4. campanha Brasil

    Xiiii....mais rombo no petroleo!!! Ele aqui já tá caro pra caramba!
  5. Marcelo

    Só se for um lançamento de natal pros paises lusofonos...
  6. Olha que massa gente

    Meu pai foi dos Comandos portugueses em Angola de 73 a 75, e o meu tio de 72 a 84....esse foi bem pior. Foi da 1ª Companhia 1º Batalhão de Comandos Portugueses a chegar em Angola no inicio da Guerra e ficou qd ela acabou a dar instrucção ás forças do MPLA. Foi bem duro...
  7. Marc has one in project. You can see it here http://marcfighters.combatace.com/Projects.htm
  8. Marcelo

    É mesmo! E já sei dos cancelamentos...
  9. Marcelo

    Tá vendo Marcelo! você dá de bonzinho pros caras e é assim q eles te pagam
  10. Well sometines we all ashame of others as "individuals" im even more ashamed of some atitudes and see all this talk go to waste but is nothing i wasnt expecting
  11. Marcelo

    Aeeeee seu malandro!!! Cumprindo promessa de Papai Noel! Brigadão Marcelo!!!
  12. Just to say that nothing i wasnt aware about and saw trought inspite of beying relatively new around....i had a couple discussions about the lack of respect user-modder-user and just want to say its just stupid to be pety around a thing that should be fun and enternainment for all of us. Im no modder, neither "modder wannabe" as i know i lack very important basis, but i try and compensate by reading and asking, so im getting there. We all, in sometimes of our life seen bad reviwes either from our work or lives but we kept going and thats how it should be, here and in life with the diference that in here it should be friendly and entertainment because the stress and problems of real life are out in the real world...no room for them in the www, and especially in a community of aircraft lovers and enthusiasts like this. We all had beefs with some one that doesnt share our point of view here in sometimes (ive had mines with Usaf, Cargo, Hornet...i know, im hotheaded too ) but we should all take two deep breaths and relax and go offline for a while...i know everybody would feel much better and this would be gone. Acting like God or plain old spoiled brat wouldnt be the most correct procedure sometimes... Just my two cents and thoughts.
  13. I was going to some webs and i think i its the Ju 88P-1 ... Anyway thanks! And very nice plane! Cant wait to fly it.
  14. Totalmente OFF

    http://br.youtube.com/watch?v=-q8QUhxKakw
  15. Who like soccer?

    Well....i think Ricardo Quaresma would desintegrate that ball.... For those o like soccer/football i present you.... http://br.youtube.com/watch?v=Jm4spI3RecA http://br.youtube.com/watch?v=NW98W5v46CE Aí silver você sabe o q é uma trivela?
  16. Very nice!! Didnt the Ju88 had a version with the 75mm cannon underbely also? Just a doubt...
  17. O que é que estão jogando?

    Nesse momento, para além do SF/WOE/WOV ? Eu estou a jogar Search & Rescue 4: Coastal Heroes, Search & Rescue: Vietnam MedEvac, IL-2 Sturmovik, de simuladores. De resto COD4 e Panzer General 3D têm-me entretido... :yes:
  18. Um colega apontou umas fotos de pinturas especiais que tem andado a recolher no Airliners.net Vejam se gostam... http://www.airliners.net/search/photo.search?album=5999 e este especialmente dedicado ás pinturas "Tiger" http://www.airliners.net/search/photo.search?album=5877
  19. Its ok you disagree or this wasnt a forum! I just dont see it that way, all the way. I dont like bitching/wining and gimmes all the time but i just dont care. Ignoring is the best way. As for the modders....its harder to explain different poins off view but quoting neverenough: I bet we all know that and thats my felling too (as you dont see me bitching or whining about it, never!) !! I just think that beeing supportive with backup material to help and make a better work (hey imno modder and i have tons of books!), could help people to improve the overal quality parameters of the mods. And as most modders take advises the wrong way....maybe thats the problem, in the end. As for the rest...when you release it it becomes public, and everybody discuss it. Here at CA, at C6 or via MSN, Modders users everybody. And sometimes that talks arent toned down as we "respectfully" do here. Nothing to fo about it, Its just as it is. I dont think its right but i dont condem either its always been that way...unless you moderators make a final closure to it.
  20. Exactly! But i remind a model a couple months ago that someone said the nose was too low or curved and the modder took it personaly. constructive criticism has boundaries and its not rivet-counting
  21. Thats what constructive criticism is right? True but sometimes i see it that way. Seem some people are modders to reach that and act conformably. Only glad thats not the most of them, neither here at CA.
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