UK_Widowmaker

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/spain/8513632/British-Tenerife-tourist-beheaded-by-Prophet-of-God-attacker.html I'm glad I didn't witness that!..."Prophet of God".....ain't they always?

Yes..."2,000 years ago, a man was nailed to a tree for saying how nice it would be, if everyone was nice to each other for a change"

Probably go to the Book Repository...and check out if he really killed JFK?

Congratulations to Judith on her £10 lottery win today...So, split 3 ways is £3.33 to each member of the Household, minus commission to me for checking the results, and going to the shop to collect the win currently (due to the economic crises throughout the Western Democracies, adds up to £6.66)..which means, I take the £10...and I'm off to the pub!..byeeee

Nothing wrong with that m8..I would probably grab my Fishing Gear, and join you!

This perhaps? http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/obituaries/military-obituaries/army-obituaries/5048954/Captain-Charles-Upham-VC-and-Bar.html (My apologies for Mr Upham's comments about Germans...but it's a good read anyhow)

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/may/12/john-demjanjuk-guilty-nazi-war-crimes They must be running out of old crony's to hunt down by now surely?

*PLEASE NOTE...THIS IS JUST A BIT OF FUN...DON@T TAKE IT PERSONALY* Dear Citizens of America, In view of your failure to elect a competent President and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. Her Sovereign Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II, will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories (except Kansas, which she does not fancy), as from Monday next. Your new prime minister, David Cameron, will appoint a governor for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed. To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect: 1. You should look up “revocation” in the Oxford English Dictionary. Then look up “aluminium,” and check the pronunciation guide. You will be amazed at just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it. 2. The letter ‘U’ will be reinstated in words such as ‘colour’, ‘favour’ and ‘neighbour.’ Likewise, you will learn to spell ‘doughnut’ without skipping half the letters, and the suffix “ize” will be replaced by the suffix “ise.” 3. You will learn that the suffix ‘burgh’ is pronounced ‘burra’; you may elect to spell Pittsburgh as ‘Pittsberg’ if you find you simply can’t cope with correct pronunciation. 4. Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels (look up “vocabulary”). Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as “like” and “you know” is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. 5. There is no such thing as “US English.” We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take account of the reinstated letter ‘u’ and the elimination of “-ize.” 6. You will relearn your original national anthem, “God Save The Queen”, but only after fully carrying out Task #1 (see above). 7. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday. November 2nd will be a new national holiday, but to be celebrated only in England. It will be called “Come-Uppance Day.” 8. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you’re not adult enough to be independent. Guns should only be handled by adults. If you’re not adult enough to sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist then you’re not grown up enough to handle a gun. 9. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. A permit will be required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public. 10. All American cars are hereby banned. They are crap and this is for your own good. When we show you German cars, you will understand what we mean. 11. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving on the left with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric immediately and without the benefit of conversion tables… Both roundabouts and metrification will help you understand the British sense of humour. 12. The Former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been calling “gasoline”) – roughly $8/US per gallon. Get used to it. 13. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call french fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called “crisps.” Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and dressed not with catsup but with malt vinegar. 14. Waiters and waitresses will be trained to be more aggressive with customers. 15. The cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as “beer,” and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as “Lager.” American brands will be referred to as “Near-Frozen Gnat’s Urine,” so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion. 16. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors as English characters. Watching Andie MacDowell attempt English dialogue in “Four Weddings and a Funeral” was an experience akin to having one’s ear removed with a cheese grater. 17. You will cease playing American “football.” There is only one kind of proper football; you call it “soccer”. Those of you brave enough, in time, will be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American “football”, but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like a bunch of Jessies – English slang for “Big Girls Blouse”). 18. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the “World Series” for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.1% of you are aware that there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable and forgiven. 19. You must tell us who killed JFK. It’s been driving us mad. 20. An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty’s Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies due, backdated to 1776. Thank you for your co-operation John Cleese Read more: Letter To United States Of America http://www.neforum2.co.uk/smf/humour-and-funny-jokes/letter-to-united-states-of-america/#ixzz1Lqo2Yd1u Under Creative Commons License: Attribution Non-Commercial

Well, I can't drink more than two at lunchtime...or I'll fall asleep, and she'll take my Credit Card!!..hahahaha

hahahaha....good point!

haha...yes Olham..A fine idea!

Great answer Flypc...exactly the sort of stuff I hoped I'd see on this thread!

http://www.channel4.com/play-win/303squadron/

yes..these flash games are great for doodling instead of working!

Thats interesting..I'll have to experiment on my rig

and from us over the pond!

http://www.demotivation.us/search/all/weather-girls-1246760.html

Battle scar...something to tell the grandkids!...glad it worked out ok m8...sounds nasty, and scary!

Wouldn't that defeat the object?

But she's talented too

He was a total Nutter!!!! ....He had a mobility scooter, and always moaned that "It wasn't fast enough to run over an old woman" still miss you Gramps!

:lol:

Well...It gave some people a bit of a laugh..So there ya go

They should bring back the Stocks! These SOB's would think twice, if they were chained up in a busy Shopping Mall for a few weekends, to be pelted with Dog Turds! Instead of starring in their own reality TV role!!!!

Look at the Dihedral on that top wing!...blimey