UK_Widowmaker

Another hopeless, easy to crack piece of rubbish

What an awful little aircraft!...you'd have to be mentally deranged to fly that monstrosity!

Mick Mannock was an interesting charecter...seemed to delight in Killing, and yet was very protective of his squad mates...and ended up going totally do-lally bless him. Awful experience for all concerned....thank god we merely create it in the comfort of a chair!

Er...it's supposed to be a Joke methinks?

Just installed this earlier..and had problems getting online...did a system restore..all ok.....reinstalling now...will let you know what happens

Sony have announced that they plan to prosecute everyone who's hacked a PS3. For their next project they're going to p*ss in the ocean to warm it up.

Sounds about right to me Shrike! (just noticed your sig...thanks m8..lol)

Hi Pol Yeah, you musta misread my latest post m8...I uninstalled and reinstaled..and it works fine..thanks (though if it screws with my FSX..it's outta there!!!)

Really weird goings on! It's the only IDE device in the computer..and the other day, it stopped reading any CD's/DVD's. I couldn't open the drive door, without using the hole and Pin method....now, the drawer opens by itself at random times...totally without warning. Gonna get a new one, and have this one exorcised and burned at the stake!

Good idea m8..I've got a Broadsword!...I'll make a Video!...haha

haha,,,silly me!..the thought of MvR being a school teacher was quite disturbing

MvR?????

I wonder how often someone was allowed to fly off unmolested in reality? Personally, it's all well and good when your flying in OFF...at the end of the day, you're not going to get killed! I'm sure most airmen considered it a case of 'Kill or be Killed'....certainly MvR had no hesitation whatsoever in Killing Noobs!...he lost his own life trying to do just that!

I'm just kidding ya!....What I do in a simulator bears no resemblance to what I'd do in reality!...gaming allows my alter-ego side to come out!....I'm merciless with a pixellated Sword, Gun or Fighter plane...but that's not me in reality! In the Total War series of games, if I capture a village, I put every man, woman and Child to the sword!.....but that's not me!...I faint if I cut myself shaving!! It gives me the opportunity to be the 'Bad Guy'....for once!

I don't understand you pussies!...this is total war!....If I was your commanding officer, I'd have you Court Marshalled for Dereliction of Duty!...PAH HUMBUG!

It would certainly be spectacular!...and not a little fun too!

No problems here tranquillo...but it's early days I spose

Nope!..I'm afraid I'm a merciless Killer!...if he's a noob, that's great!...another chalk mark, with less danger to me

Yeah, It came down as an auto update...seems to be ok now

Yup...It's a tough one!...One things for sure..The Middle East is going to be a different place once this is over!..just remains to be seen if thats good or Bad. Personally, I wanna see Gadaffi hanged by the Balls...for supplying weapons to the IRA for all those years!!

These are extracts of letters received by various Councils in the UK enjoy Extracts from letters written to local councils: 1. It's the dog mess that I find hard to swallow. 2. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off. 3. I wish to complain that my father twisted his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage. 4. Their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls against my fence. 5. I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof. I think it was bad wind the other day that blew them off. 6. My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand? 7. I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the wall. 8. Will you please send someone to mend the garden path. My wife tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant. 9. I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen. 10. 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster, and 50% are just plain filthy. 11. I am still having problems with smoke in my new drawers. 12. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared. 13. Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny colour and not fit to drink. 14. Our lavatory seat is broken in half and now is in three pieces. 15. I want to complain about the farmer across the road. Every morning at 6am his cock wakes me up and it's now getting too much for me. 16. The man next door has a large erection in the back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous. 17. Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two children and would like a third, so please send someone round to do something about it. 18. I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you please do something about the noise made by the man on top of me every night. 19. Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my wife. 20.. I have had the clerk of works down on the floor six times but I still have no satisfaction. 21. This is to let you know that our lavatory seat is broke and we can't get BBC2. 22. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it. 23. He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can't take it any more

Hahahahaha...superb!

Ah..the Pfalz Looks like a fish...Moves like a Fish...Steers like a Cow!....so hard to dogfight in using my turning style!...I'd be dead in minutes

Yes, I've perused Matt's website in the past!...superb