UK_Widowmaker

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/834139-man-blows-off-arm-at-independence-day-party prat

The old saying "If you don't wanna get Burned..don't play with Fire" springs to mind. Most people have learned that by the age of 10.....

The doughnut cutter was patented by John F. Blondel of Thomaston, Me What would US Police Officers have done without him!?

Horrah for Dutch Cafes

anyone remember 'Epic?' Loved it!

I feel sorry for him too... No-one should be that stoopid

Nice mix eh? Anti-Mullet but pro-Muppet!....yup, sounds like Iran to me!

Just a personal view, but it would be pretty much the same as any Jet Sim.....There's a limit to what you can do with it. An F-16 cockpit is just that... the missile targeting systems, are all missile Targeting systems...and a Carrier is a Carrier. Therefore, like you say...we need something along the Lines of Strike Commander...with a Plot. I lost interest in Jet Sims after Strike Commander...they were all just the same to me

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1292844/Lindsay-Lohans-astonishing-F-word-insult-judge-sentenced-90-days-jail.html Prison Lags in the UK have a saying 'Do your Bird' It means you've been caught out, and you need to take your imprisonment on the Chin. This spoilt little brat obviously needs to learn, that just because she has Blond hair, and mediocre talent...that doesn't mean she is above the law! Congratulations to the Judge. Perhaps this wannabe will learn a lesson, that she cannot drive a car, pissed as a newt, crash it...and blame her work schedule for not completing her previous repremands! Youngsters these days, seem to think they are above the law...and if her stupid Mother, had given her a few slaps around the chops earlier in her life...she may have avoided making her child look utterly stupid in court, with her childish Blubbing!

No Olham..I meant either Germany or Brazil in various Finals!...lol

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2010/07/05/stop-press-general-david-petraeus-collapses-under-the-weight-of-his-own-medals/ Gotta Love Newsbiscuit!

Sorry Olham..I probably came across as sounding flippant! Yes, the German team are very young still...and I think will be utterly formidable next time around. It's nice to see two teams such as Spain and Holland in the final, instead of the Brazil/Germany we often get though

Thats kinda taken the wind out of Olham's Sails I bet. Well done Spain, a great victory indeed! Holland - Spain Should be a good final

Apart from guns, I think you can own pretty much any medieval style weapons, provided they stay in your house. I have a medieval arsenal in mine!...I have a broadsword, two bows, two Katana's, a Rapier and a rather 'unpleasant' SS Dagger. As there is now a £10,000 bounty, I may pop up into Northumberland, and do my 'Robin Hood' impersonation! I like the idea of 'Stealing from the Rich'.....it's just the 'Giving to the Poor' bit I need to work on!!

A mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, 'Mum' With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands. 'Dear, Mum. It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercing's, tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am. But it's not only the passion, Mum. She's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mum, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your many grandchildren. Love, your son, Nicholas. "P.S. Mum, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house.. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that's on my desk" I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.

My Son has his own Pony..whom he loves dearly. He is 12 yrs old, and has lessons and goes out on Hacks...summer holidays are long, hot days in the saddle! Now...I don't know an awful lot about Horse riding, but The American's ride in a totally different way to the Europeans. The American's look so much more relaxed...and you only have to watch the opening credits of 'The Virginian' to see just how relaxed they are in the saddle, compared to the Brits...who frankly, look like they're sitting on a Cactus!!! Are saddles in America different to European ones?...or is this the ex-Colonial British Army who are to blame for our 'stiff' riding here? Replies or clips from Cowboys MOST welcome!!

He's still at the Fun stage...but this might change soon, as he get's older. Great info guys...many thanks

This lady has some 'serious issues'

Loved that one!

Cool Info Derk...thank you

Superb piece of work BH

WOW!....you lucky bugger!...lovely setup! (just dont spill that Coffee!!!)

wow Ras As much fun as a 30lb Pike I'm sure!...way to go!

Thanks for the Headsup...Working in IT as well, with clients who are as tight as a Fishes Arse...this is a good un!

I wouldn't dare in reality!....lol He's on borrowed time anyhow... Armed Police from Manchester have been called in now...they don't f*ck about...he's a dead man walking