UK_Widowmaker

Oops..sorry, typo... I meant to say SOFTWARE Distribution service 3.0 my apologies

The Germans?

Any tune that has you whistling it when out walking the Dog gets my vote!...And this tune certainly does!

I have had problems in the past as you describe CJ. I too have done updates on Clients computers... The update that seems to often cause this problem is the 'System Distribution 3.0' Worth checking to see if that update was involved somewhere

my favourite

You guys never cease to amaze

Fair Play to you Jim for sticking with it!...It will, I'm sure...make you a better Fighter Pilot for the experiences learnt on the FE

No flying today for me either :(

Ah yes...mighty Busy then!...I too wish him Godspeed, and a safe return

It's Glorious thanks Olham old Chap....Blue Sky I trust the morning finds you well, and ready for your first Patrol?

We seem to have 'mislaid' quite a few of our old hands from the Forum recently. (I am sure P4 will see them back here)...I sure hope so

I have some great Screenies of Olham's pretty little Alb's getting ripped to shreds...but there are just SO many..I don't know where to start!

Great stuff Duce!

Got a bit hairy this last mission Chaps. Out on patrol, bally awful day..strong winds and bloody cold!.... Was Sausage-side having a gander, when our Flight were pounced on by some DVII's...I had already seen an SE5 come a cropper...and now they were looking for us Damned Huns have no sense of Humour..looked a bit upset that we had popped over to say Hello...Jolly unsociable I'd say. Anyhow Jonesy and Ginger managed to bag one each, but Harry Hun gets a bead on my six, and starts pumping away like a bloody gamekeeper on the Lady of the Manor whilst Hubby's away!...enough splinters coming off me to start my own damn woodworking shop! Tried turning and looping like a Bally mad thing to shake the Blighter off..but he's having none of it!...damn Lucky that Ginger spotted what was happening, and he fired a few bursts at the Rotter...and saw him off!... These Huns never like to hang around and fight..they are in and out how's ya Father...bloody Cowards the lot of 'em! Anyhow...canvas was flapping like a bloody tent...controls were very heavy...engine sounding like a Bullock with Piles...god alone knows how I got her back over the Lines....but I did. Same again tomorrow chaps? (actually..the screens are taken of seperate missions I flew today)

Squadron Leader Widowmaker is present and Correct Sar! (though not for Tax Purposes)

Taliban beware!!!

Haha,,I couldn't 'quite' believe what I was seeing when I stumbled across it!..madness what TV Producers come up with these days!

And they got their asses kicked there too (Yes, they captured Crete, but at a heavy price)...and Hitler ordered that no such large scale Parachute invasion be used again...effectively turning them into ground based units....silly man!

Maybe I'm just old fashioned..but I believe that makes us just as bad as them

So, there's this yellow toad wandering around in the forest kinda pissed off because he doesn't want to be yellow. Life would be easier if he were brown like the other toads... He'd sure be less visible to predators for one thing. Anyway... This yellow toad bumps into a fairy godmother. "Fairy godmother, please make me brown like the other toads," begs her. "I'm hacked off being so visible to predators. The stress is like, killing me, you know?" "Okay" says the fairy godmother, who whips out her magic wand and goes: "Abracapokus! You're brown!" The toad looks down and sees that he is brown ! Except..... for his weenie, which is still yellow. "Hang about lady," he says to the fairy godmother, "My pecker's still yellow!" "Yeah, well I don't do weenies," she says, "You'll have to go see the Wizard of Oz for that." So the toad thanks her and hops off on his way. There is also a purple bear wandering about the very same woods. As luck would have it, he encounters the very same fairy godmother (yes okay it's a coincidence, but it's true). "Fairy Godmother! You're just the person I need!" says the purple bear, "I can't pull any bearesses cos they don't want to be seen with me on account of the hunters. They can spot me from a mile off." Being a fairly nice fairy godmother, she takes out her magic wand. "Oh for goodness sake, what is the matter with you lot round here." she says. And with that, she yells: "Pokuscadabra! You're brown!" The bear looks down and sees that he is, in fact, brown. Except for his goolies, which remain purple. "Hold up sweetheart!", he says to the fairy godmother, "My goolies are still purple!" "Yeah, well I don't do those goolie things," she replies, "You'll have to go see the Wizard of Oz for that." "Well that's just dandy, innit?" the bear replies, "How the hell do I find the Wizard of Oz?" "Easy," says the fairy godmother as she flew off........... "Just follow the yellow-dick toad !! "

http://www.dvdvideosoft.com/free-dvd-video-software.htm the most useful piece of software on the Planet!! (imho)

No idea Uncleal...the two stories must have passed me by. Along with most of the reactionary garbage we are bombarded with on a daily basis, by media rags trying to out-bulls**t the next media rag to sell their recycled wood pulp, which is best used to soak up the accidents caused by house-training Puppies

I find some of the comments from people quite disturbing to be honest...the half of which, if they were carried out, would make the speakers guilty of the most hideous crimes of all! Suffice to say..he'll be hanged...and that'll be that! (til the next loony jumps on his bandwagon)

Have seen that before...but always worth seeing again!...thanks for posting it

Ah..thanks for enlightening me! (I don't visit these 'other' sites...hence my ignorance)