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UK_Widowmaker

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  1. Trackir 5 with XP

    I can confirm it works fine. My Brother has TR5, and Win XP Home 32bit....all works great
  2. New Sound Patch for OFF

    Gentlemanly of you Morris...shows the true spirit of the Forum.
  3. Want to Start Skinning

    Hang in there Barkhorn....don't forget too, that simple copy and paste between aircraft, can have some wonderful outcomes!...the huge array of skins and colours provided with BHaH...means that you can create truly personalised aircraft, with no painting skills whatsoever...then merely add some logo's etc. Copy and Paste is used by me a lot!
  4. New Sound Patch for OFF

    I have a glorious surround sound system, running off an Amp....sadly however,I am rarely allowed to use it!....and have to use Headphones most of the time
  5. Dev's - How's about a P4 Bone?

    Well, one thing is for certain...when it arrives, it will have been worth the wait no doubt! Me?....I am still struggling to stay alive in P3...let alone P4!
  6. Ukrainian Parliamentary Brawl

    When it's Politicians fight like Schoolboys, is it little wonder, that this ex-communist sh*t-hole is f*cked?
  7. Freaky Funeral

    It's probably just me, but there is something Deeply Disturbing about that!
  8. Dev's - How's about a P4 Bone?

    Oh cool...a list (again) Ok...Mine as follows Sopwith Snipe Pfaltz DXII Rumpler CV Any heavy Bomber And I would absolutely adore to have a video replay option (though I am 99.9% sure thats impossible)
  9. Why I Love Texas

    I bow-Hunt Cats here in the UK They are considered vermin (Just Kidding)
  10. Icelandic Volcano

    We just Know it as 'Kaboom'
  11. If you don't like Fish.....

    You're f*cked http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYHAR8Xzsyo
  12. Dev's - How's about a P4 Bone?

    We can alas, only speculate...but I suspect, it will be remarkable
  13. OT French Police Dogs in Training

    Thank you...yes, she was just back from the Vet's when that was taken...she had a bad stomach bug...so feeling sorry for herself! Yes, PLEASE try and find time for that Documentary...it's one of the best I have ever seen!...and some gorgeous Chihuahua's in it for you to enjoy too
  14. Jeez!.....well, don't blame us if your asses get burned boys!!!...that's madness!....great shots!!
  15. Brilliant mission..though I may have done something wrong? When I start on the flight deck...its at the same height as the sea?...but after take off..I look back, and I can see the whole ship. I think I installed it as per instructions, but a bit of advice would be most welcome
  16. OT French Police Dogs in Training

    If you want to watch a fantastic Documentary about Dogs...go to youtube, and look for 'The Secret life of the Dog' A five part documentary, lasting 1 hr in total...will blow you away!!!
  17. OT French Police Dogs in Training

    Nice Dogs m8...but watch out for my Killer!! I love all dogs, but I am very fond of my Collie...she's lovely
  18. The Moral of 'Auntie Sharon'

    The Moral of Auntie Sharon A teacher gave her class of 11 year olds an assignment: To get their parent to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories. Ashley said, 'My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg- laying hens. One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the front seat of the car when we hit a big bump in the road and all the eggs got broken.' 'What's the moral of that story?' asked the teacher. 'Don't put all your eggs in one basket!' 'Very good,' said the teacher. Next little Sarah raised her hand and said, 'Our family are farmers too. But we raise chickens for the meat market. One day we had a dozen eggs, but when they hatched we only got ten live chicks, and the moral to this story is, 'Don't count your chickens before they're hatched'.' 'That was a fine story Sarah.' Michael, do you have a story to share?' 'Yes. My daddy told me this story about my Aunty Sharon. Aunty Sharon was a flight engineer on a plane in the Gulf War and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a bottle of whisky, a machine gun and a machete. She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break and then she landed right in the middle of 100 enemy troops. She killed seventy of them with the machine gun until she ran out of bullets. Then she killed twenty more with the machete until the blade broke. And then she killed the last ten with her bare hands.' 'Good heavens,' said the horrified teacher, 'what kind of moral did your daddy tell you from that horrible story?' 'Stay the f**k away from Aunty Sharon when she's been drinking.'
  19. New Albatros Skins uploaded

    The Jasta 18 & 26 are particularly good skins Olham...really nice work there sir!
  20. Heading out on a Two Man Patrol...wonder what today will bring...victory?....or a ghastly Death?
  21. What the hell is going on with women in England

    I think it may have already happened!...she did had rather hairy legs as I recall
  22. Israeli navy becomes deep water

    Would appear that Isreal is taking the threat of Iran very seriously (wise move) You don't really use Submarines or Frigates to target Palestinian Insurgency......and as for Isreal Targetting Europe?...Utterly Ridiculous!......Isreal would be vaporised in minutes!
  23. What the hell is going on with women in England

    That's true...but at least only the Women wear Skirts in England
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