UK_Widowmaker

Thanks guys Yes Duce, it is MS flight Simulator X (with the Real Air Spitfire)

Indeed Duce! Of course as George Santayana once said "Those who do not learn from History, are doomed to repeat it"

Michael Jenkins, a 36 year old car salesman from Surrey, is due to appear before a magistrate after admitting to honking his horn whilst not feeling particularly horny. ‘I was stuck in traffic on the way back from work,’ explains the shamed motorist, ‘when I noticed a van in the next lane with a ‘honk if you’re horny’ sticker, so I though it’d be a laugh to pap my horn.’ However Mr. Jenkins later admitted that he wasn’t actually feeling sexually aroused at the time. ‘I was still knackered from going out with the lads the night before. Plus I’d had a hard day at work – car sales are down and I hadn’t shifted a single vehicle all week – and I was feeling drained. Queuing for ages in traffic and knowing that all I had to come home to was an earful off my wife for not getting my bonus again didn’t help much either. I guess that the policeman on patrol must’ve noticed that I wasn’t looking randy enough when I tooted, ‘cos within minutes I was being pulled over.’ Jenkins must now answer to charges of endangering lives by dangerous driving, driving without due care and attention and failure to obey road signage – charges that are disproportionate for his misdemeanour he believes, although he does admit that falling asleep at the wheel half an hour previously and seriously injuring several pedestrians as he veered onto the pavement might also have something to do with it. (article care of Newsbiscuit...the spoof Newsagency)

hahaha

Meanie!

I cannot see it happening thankfully. They are a very good recrutement vessel for the RAF...and the Public outcry would be astronomical BUT...I will sign the petition, just in case

Shame there aren't more Women on the Forum, to give their opinion It sounds like the Taliban on here

A little video I made last year, whilst practising (hope it goes someway to remember) Yep. not historically accurate Spitfire for the Battle...but who cares?!

If only [sigh)

Treasure it forever...History in your hands...and family too...never lose it..it's utterly irreplaceable!!

Ah The Gloster Gladiator!....Immortalised in the defence of Malta against the Italian's in WW2 'Faith, Hope and Charity'....three aeroplanes forever held in the hearts of the Maltese People

Hahahaha...very enjoyable

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2010/02/27/22249/

A lovely man..very unassuming..real shame

Guys..it's a spoof News site...it's not real...lol

Dowding called the Pilot's "His Chicks" Considering the debt owed by the World to Dowding and Park, the way they were treated by the RAF 'Top Brass' and Churchill's government was lamentable, and stands as a black mark against both organisations

Yes, I watched the series on TV...wonderful video....brings a lump to the Throat!

Jeez! I have two Border Collies I love Border Collies I love Dogs, and Animals and most people So...I joined a Border Collie Forum (as you do...y'know...when you Love Border Collies) You get the idea right?...of course you do...because you are normal, bright intelligent guys. But...This Collie forum has a 75% female population... On CA, I have posted over 2,000 posts.... I like to think, that although I may sometimes upset the odd person, I am generally considered to be an OK kinda guy..you know...Mr Average...has a bit of a laugh, posts the odd joke etc etc You get the idea right?...of course you do...because you are normal, bright intelligent guys. I have only made it to 30 posts on this Collie Forum...you know...with the large collection of Cackling Bitches on it? And I DARE to mention I liked watching Cesar Milan's The Dog Whisperer!! Well...I kid you not..... I might as well have Bum F******d their Daughters!! They came down on me like a ton of Bricks!!... "Cesar Milan is a &^%()*&^^" "You must be some kind of &^%&%&*&&*^%%" The language used would get me banned here instantly!!!!! NEVER GOING BACK

Yes, two of the best in formation!...awe inspiring

It's a pretty mean looking aircraft though, with those two wing mounted Lewis Guns!

Just in case anyone is on the fence..Steam have WOP @ 50% off until Thursday. (probably worth it..not sure it's worth full price personally)...but certainly 1/2 price for a punt

A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank." Passenger: "Who?" Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happen like that to Frank Feldman every single time." Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody." Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy." Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special." Cabbie: "There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, he could do everything right." Passenger: "Wow. Some guy then." Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman." Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?" Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Frank. He died. I'm married to his f******g widow."

She worked wonders for me, when I had that nasty shell splinter in my.....

Great write up (I seem to recognise one of those Alb's)

Qualifications are as useful as a water bicycle when the economy is screwed sadly.