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  1. Thanks to Atreides for posting this hilarious Parody in the Pub Re-posted in case you guys missed it Enjoy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bnd9gdpwHMU
  2. Al-Qaeda parody video

    Absolutely fantastic!!..LMFAO..thanks for Posting m8 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
  3. So we got any Bikers out there....

    Hey Slarti? I'm amazed you can still ride through all that Northern Smog, Rain and Snow! (looking forward to those Warm Summer evenings I bet?)
  4. Where is MK2?

    I don't see him here very often these days..is it just because he is busy with running CA? (just thought i would say hello MK2)
  5. Where is MK2?

    Indeed RC...They do a wonderful Job..I LOVE IT HERE!
  6. I've backed up the whole sim, why?

    I trust you are still flying for the RFC occasionally Dave?....And have not become a total Turncoat hun-lover?
  7. OT Anyone with a little Brother will relate

    I am sorry to hear that Conrad..I hope this post did not upset you.
  8. Whats up with european OFFERs

    Thanks Si Ok, I will give it some thought
  9. Sound Solution

    Hahaha...I was hoping that was a link to some revolutionary Headphones!...but it's the thought that counts Tony!
  10. do you miss it ?

    I miss it...though there are advantages to buying online...first of course..it's quick..and you get trailers/screenies etc...then just buy and download....but yes..There was something nice about perusing shelves full of PC Games
  11. Gun Room.

    They're a very impressive bunch...total dedication I would assume those are all replica weapons...can't see there are that many originals about
  12. Do these gentlemen look unhappy?

    Well, let us assure you Hun Chaps, that NO such favours will be extended to your airmen when captured! It will be Rock Breaking and Sauerkraut for you my lads!
  13. Sound Solution

    I often have to use headphones...and the one thing that I find irritating, is that because I wear Glasses....the area at the back of my ear and one the top really aches after a while, where the arms of the glasses are squeezed into my head!
  14. Best way to view ACE Skins?

    Ah yes!.. Irfanview is good (hopeless for taking screenshots in OFF though)...anyone remember the one I took with just the pilot in the air?...that was care of Irfanview
  15. Jihad Clip

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZVfyQyu9RY heehee enjoy
  16. Jihad Clip

    I'm looking forward to seeing this film..due out in the UK in the Spring
  17. Whats up with european OFFERs

    I used to like Multiplayer (I was in a Medal of Honor clan)...but in the end, I used to end up so frustrated. Life gets in the way...and I found myself either not being able to attend myself..or waiting for other players to join..that I felt pressured into being in a certain place, at a certain time....just got too much hassle in the end...so, I stopped doing it...and I guess, I still feel that I could do without. Sorry
  18. Best way to view ACE Skins?

    Hi Kamikaze What you want is DXT.bmp You will find it here http://www.mnwright.btinternet.co.uk/ (you will find it under 'CFS3' Utilities) To view the skins, the path is C:\OBDSoftware\CFSWW1 Over Flanders Fields\campaigns\CampaignData\skins Although this does'nt show the aircraft as you would see in game (there is currently no 3d viewer)..it does show you all the Skins The Skins are in .DDS format..and Nvidia also do a DDS viewer which is excellent too
  19. Nice one Morris...you can imagine the fright that Spad Driver got, if he hadn't seen the German before those bullets hit!
  20. Made me smile

    SMART ARSE ANSWERS 2009 6th Place It was mealtime during a flight on a British Airways plane: 'Would you like dinner?' the flight attendant asked the man seated in the front row. 'What are my choices?' the man asked. 'Yes or no,' she replied. ________________________________________ 5th Place A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets.. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without blinking an eyelid she said, 'Sir, I need to see your ticket - not your stub.' ________________________________________ 4th Place A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at a branch of Sainsbury's but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a passing assistant, 'Do these turkeys get any bigger?' The assistant replied, 'I'm afraid not, they're dead.' ________________________________________ 3rd Place The policeman got out of his car and approached the boy racer he stopped for speeding. 'I've been waiting for you all day,' the bobby said. The kid replied, 'Yes, well I got here as fast as I could.' When the policeman finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket. ________________________________________ 2nd Place A lorry driver was driving along on a country road. A sign came up that read ' Low Bridge Ahead.' Before he realised it, the bridge was directly ahead and he got stuck under it. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The policeman got out of his car and walked to the lorry's cab And said to the driver, 'Got stuck, eh?' The lorry driver said, 'No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of petrol!' ________________________________________ SMART ARSE ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2009 A teacher at a polytechnic college reminded her pupils of tomorrow's final exam. 'Now listen to me, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!' A smart-arsed guy at the back of the room raised his hand and asked, 'What would happen if I came in tomorrow suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?' The entire class was reduced to laughter and sniggering. When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shook her head and sweetly said, 'Well, I suppose you'd have to write with your other hand'.
  21. Keep watching...Number 3 is the funniest one I ever seen!!!
  22. I wonder how much more can be done in P4. It's such an advanced sim now..I can really only see that addon packs are for the future.
  23. OFF or RoF? Help the n00b!

    OOO....Thanks Argon..will take a look :)
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