UK_Widowmaker

http://timesonline.typepad.com/comment/2010/01/haitian-quake-made-to-order-by-obama.html Thank god I know enough American's to know this muppet is a twat! Using the suffering of 1/2 million Human Beings to further his political aims!....rot in hell you c**t

Heehee...that made me smile

Well, I agree..the people need all the help they can get. With the UN bogged down as per usual, with their stupid beaurocracy, it's good that he is making the effort.

Thanks Gents...a good selection to look into

WHY WOMEN SHOULDN'T TAKE MEN SHOPPING After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women – she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Target. Dear Mrs. Samuel, Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Samuel, are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras. 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking. 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom. 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money. 5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M’s on layaway. 6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged. 8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were called. 9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose. 10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were. 11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the ' Mission Impossible' theme. 12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his ' Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels. 13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!' 14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!' And last, but not least: 15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of the clerks passed out.

My top 5 would be..... 1) Sopwith Snipe 2) Pfaltz DXII (almost my newest favourite) 3) De Havilland DH4 4) Albatros D1 5) Aviatik C1

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hiroo_Onoda I never realised there was more than one. Amazing

Anyone recognise this theme tune? This is a totally unedited clip I made....just for the excuse to post the soundtrack, from my favourite TV series as a Kid. Oh...Happy Memories {sigh)

Indeed...my E-Commerce site is far more fun..and you don't have to take their sh*t anymore

I think you are all being very cruel. He was just misunderstood

Yes, I worked in Retail too...lousy money..obnoxious Customers...crap basically

Well, Olham...the only difference I can see between a Terrorist and a Freedom Fighter...is which side you are on. If you were a Nazi Soldier in WW2... The French Resistance were Terrorists But Freedom Fighters to the Allies

Well, thats P4 taken care of! I am really pleased to see how many times the Snipe was mentioned! (I was beginning to think it was just me!)

hahaha...am i really THAT predictable Lou?

I agree with your take on this BH

LMFAO http://best-news-site-ever.com/index.php?p=1_115

WW1 mod for SDOE

You dont even need the original disk anymore...the whole thing is available for download Don't expect it to be OFF or RB3D with the great addons by OvS....But, worth a look and a blast for old times sake http://www.moddb.com/mods/fighter-squadron-world-war-one/downloads/fs-wwi-plane-pack-5-all-in-one-dvd-iso

Screaming Demons over Europe The WW1 mod had a huge variety of aircraft (some of which I look forward to flying one day in OFF) such as a Snipe for instance?...hahahahahaha And no, it wasn't arcade at all really...a proper sim

This is some of what he says in Interview Mr Onoda is still alive today If you have some thorns in your back, somebody needs to pull them out for you. We need buddies. The sense of belonging is born in the family and later includes friends, neighbors, community and country. That is why the idea of a nation is really important. Some dreams are best not to wake up from. On Lubang, I believed I was defending Japan by making the island into a stronghold as best as I could with my two comrades, Shimada and Kozuka. When they both died, I continued my mission alone. When World War II ended for me in 1974, the past all seemed like a dream. People cannot live completely by themselves. If you have any doubts about this, just imagine being truly alone. Can you find all your food, make a fire, sew your clothes and take care of yourself when you get sick or injured? Can you make it? One must always be civic-minded. Every minute of every day, for 30 years, I served my country. I have never even wondered if that was good or bad for me as an individual. History is written by the victors. Since the end of WWII, the Japanese history taught in our schools has been based on a U.S. program to promote war guilt and on left-wing propaganda. I don't blame the United States for this. They wanted a weak Japan, and their mission is accomplished; Japanese educated after the war do not have any confidence in their culture or in themselves. Japan was forced to participate in WWII. The ABCD Powers (America, Britain, China and the Dutch East Indies) imposed such strong sanctions on Japan that we had no way to import oil, steel or anything. We were going to die or we were going to be invaded and enslaved. Japanese political leaders were wise in the past. All Asian nations except Thailand and Japan were colonized. In our case, the Tokugawa Shogunate made a smooth transition to the first Meiji government in order to save us from colonization. Once you have burned your tongue on hot miso soup, you even blow on the cold sushi. This is how the Japanese government now behaves toward the U.S. and other nations. We are so careful and let others devour so much, yet they are always hungry for more from Japan. Without a huge shock, the sleepy-head, ignorant Japanese will never wake up. The situation today is similar to what we had in 1853 when [Commodore] Perry's Black Ships arrived. Unless Nodong or Taepodong missiles fly over our heads, we do nothing to protect ourselves. Parents should raise more independent children. When I was living in Brazil in the 1980s, I read that a 19-year-old Japanese man killed his parents after failing the university entrance exam. I was stunned. Why had he killed his parents instead of moving out? I guess he didn't have enough confidence. I thought this was a sign that Japanese were getting too weak. I decided to move back to Japan to establish a nature school to give children more power. Men should never give up. I never do. I would hate to lose. Men should never compete with women. If they do, the guys will always lose. That is because women have a lot more endurance. My mother said that, and she was so right. Never complain. When I did, my mother said that if I didn't like my life, I could just give up and die. She reminded me that when I was inside her, I told her that I wanted to be born, so she delivered me, breastfed me and changed my diapers. She said that I had to be brave. Parents should remember that they are supposed to die before their children. Nobody will help them later on, so the greatest gift parents can give their children is independence. Life is not fair and people are not equal. Some people eat better than others. At our nature school, children participate in survival games. For example, they must prepare their own dinner from ingredients they find. Bartering is allowed but still some children will have a feast compared to others.

No, Just the video

I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me. Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

always makes me chuckle!

And the Huns better watch out....Archie is gonna get rough for you!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuple20I2vs

Blowing in the Wind