UK_Widowmaker

Got to admire you guys!..... But I can't help thinking you're all 'slightly loopy'

Good job Mr H got his ass kicked then

Haha...dont you just love youtube...full to the brim with nutters like this!

Thats one of the reason's I moved North...best thing I ever did!..I wouldn't go back down South if you paid me!

I think Typhoid has got it bang on! What I would do in the Situation, is make them Enemy Combatants (this is a war on terror after all?) and have them as POW's BUT.... by their actions on 9/11, they would have commited a war crime..therefore they would stand trial by the Military...and subsequently hanged....Job Done! (sigh) If only life were that simple

It's non other than an SE5a in the Shopping Centre RD (I have seen it many times too..Lived in Guildford for Years)

Nelson: "Order the signal, Hardy." Hardy: "Aye, aye sir." Nelson: "Hold on, this isn't what I dictated to Flags. What's the meaning of this ?" Hardy: "Sorry sir ?" Nelson (reading aloud): " England expects every person to do his or her duty, regardless of race, gender, sexual orientation, religious persuasion or disability.' - What gobbledegook is this for God's sake ?" Hardy: "Admiralty policy, I'm afraid, sir. We're an equal opportunities employer now. We had the devil's own job getting ' England ' past the censors, lest it be considered racist." Nelson: "Gadzooks, Hardy. Hand me my pipe and tobacco." Hardy: "Sorry sir. All naval vessels have now been designated smoke-free working environments." Nelson: "In that case, break open the rum ration. Let us splice the mainbrace to steel the men before battle." Hardy: "The rum ration has been abolished, Admiral. Its part of the Government's policy on binge drinking." Nelson: "Good heavens, Hardy. I suppose we'd better get on with it ........... full speed ahead." Hardy: "I think you'll find that there's a 4 knot speed limit in this stretch of water." Nelson: "Damn it man ! We are on the eve of the greatest sea battle in history. We must advance with all dispatch. Report from the crow's nest please." Hardy: "That won't be possible, sir." Nelson: "What ?" Hardy: "Health and Safety have closed the crow's nest, sir. No harness; and they said that rope ladders don't meet regulations. They won't let anyone up there until a proper scaffolding can be erected." Nelson: "Then get me the ship's carpenter without delay, Hardy." Hardy: "He's busy knocking up a wheelchair access to the foredeck Admiral." Nelson: "Wheelchair access ? I've never heard anything so absurd." Hardy: "Health and safety again, sir. We have to provide a barrier-free environment for the differently abled." Nelson: "Differently abled ? I've only one arm and one eye and I refuse even to hear mention of the word. I didn't rise to the rank of admiral by playing the disability card." Hardy: "Actually, sir, you did. The Royal Navy is under represented in the areas of visual impairment and limb deficiency." Nelson: "Whatever next ? Give me full sail. The salt spray beckons." Hardy: "A couple of problems there too, sir. Health and safety won't let the crew up the rigging without hard hats. And they don't want anyone breathing in too much salt - haven't you seen the adverts ?" Nelson: "I've never heard such infamy. Break out the cannon and tell the men to stand by to engage the enemy." Hardy: "The men are a bit worried about shooting at anyone, Admiral." Nelson: "What ? This is mutiny !" Hardy: "It's not that, sir. It's just that they're afraid of being charged with murder if they actually kill anyone. There's a couple of legal-aid lawyers on board, watching everyone like hawks." Nelson: "Then how are we to sink the Frenchies and the Spanish ?" Hardy: "Actually, sir, we're not." Nelson: "We're not ?" Hardy: "No, sir. The French and the Spanish are our European partners now. According to the Common Fisheries Policy, we shouldn't even be in this stretch of water. We could get hit with a claim for compensation." Nelson: "But you must hate a Frenchman as you hate the devil." Hardy: "I wouldn't let the ship's diversity co-ordinator hear you saying that sir. You'll be up on disciplinary report." Nelson: "You must consider every man an enemy, who speaks ill of your King." Hardy: "Not any more, sir. We must be inclusive in this multicultural age. Now put on your Kevlar vest; it's the rules. It could save your life" Nelson: "Don't tell me - health and safety. Whatever happened to rum, sodomy and the lash ?" Hardy: As I explained, sir, rum is off the menu ! And there's a ban on corporal punishment." Nelson: "What about sodomy ?" Hardy: "I believe that is now legal, sir." Nelson: "In that case............................... kiss me, Hardy.

I bet!! Well, If it's any consolation, I sent that to my Muslim Friend..and he just replied "What an Ignorant, weird Twat!"...hahahaha So, OvS..there is hope yet!!!

No Problem at all DerMo. As I have said many times, I have great respect that German's take the time to learn English..when us Brits are too Lazy to learn German

Thats just plain scary!...the guy has some serious Issues going on in that head of his! I have a few Muslim Friends...thankfully, when I show them this...they will have the same reaction as me!...

It's a tough one!...Yep...It sure is! I guess, we as democracies are facing this inherent threat from Mad Jihadists in the best way we can. But, It's very easy to fall into the trap of feeling that these nut-jobs are everywhere, in our Streets, Communities...all over the Islamic World..all ready to shout "Allah is Great" and attack every American and European they can. This of course is a nonsense. The vast majority of the Arab World are just going about their daily business, feeding their families...working...taking a dump..exactly the same as us. A lot of this sh*t can be placed firmly at the door of the Isreali / Palestine Issue. I am going to post a link here, which I am a little wary of...It is a speech by John Pilger...it lasts for 45mins..and if you are a Brit or an American...you will find some of what he says, a little unpalatable..but I would ask you to see it through to the end. It opened my eyes to the bullsh*t our governments (and Media) feed us. You comments would be most welcome. http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=-4258131083758254736#

Such is the way of things. There is nothing new under the sun

Just remember Olham, my good friend and adversary!...WE won! OOER!...Old Flasheart is liking you more by the Minute!... WOOF WOOF

Great Review Gous..... on the Stunning Sim

OvS...I can't even begin to tell you how much I share your feelings! I personally cannot understand why Guantanemo (excuse my spelling) is closing down. I can think of no better place to keep these vile creatures...and as for Torture...well, it's not as though they don't deserve it! Death (IMHO) really IS too good for them!

Surely OvS.. America is built on a system of freedom and Justice for all? (yes, even the sort of detritus that was responsible for 9/11) Much as I would hate to be the unfortunate Lawyer who has to defend them, I think execution of the poor chap is a bit off the mark! They must be defended in court, or we are all as bad as them!..a lawless bunch of Killers!...worse still..State owned Killers. I too and Fro regarding the Death Penalty...yes, I was not there on September 11th, and appreciate I may have felt a lot different...but I was here on 7/7 when they attacked London..and of course, had they survived I would probably have wanted them executed... as Indeed at the height of the Troubles in NI, I rejoiced at every IRA Members Death! But these are not ordinary Criminals...these people go way beyond that!...As I said originally, they pray for Death...by killing them (Humanely of course no doubt, with a lethal Injection)...as opposed to skinning alive, (which is what many would, understandably wish)... You create Martyr's....dead recruitment officials for the cause of Al Queda!...for the short lived gratification of Killing them, you create an effigy of heroic Martyredom which will live for decades! Jesus was your typical 'Terrorist' to the Roman World. Of course he did'nt act like a terrorist (in fact, I am fairly confident in saying, he was an all round 'Good Egg') But, if those Nasty Romans hadn't nailed him to a tree...would we all have been so influenced by the Concept of Christianity?...I think perhaps not....he was a True Martyr in every sense of the word. These Murdering Animals (hate to use the word Animals..because not an Animal on the Planet would act in such a Heinous way...that is the priveledge bestowed on us as Humans)...deserve to die. But... Are we sentencing to death..Innocent people in the future, who are to become victims of another young Islamic Man /Woman with a bomb, who are to be influenced by a dead martyr? Thats my fear.

Just posted the first one of three...check it out, make up your own minds!

Cor yeah...I hope it's not lost!...That would be a real Gem. Nelson was over-rated IMHO....The real Hero of the Battle of Trafalgar was Collingwood! http://www.bbc.co.uk/insideout/northeast/series7/collingwood.shtml A Geordie lad...way better than that Southern Faggot Nelson!

That cuts me real deep!...How could you, an English Girl, with proud French Roots..fly for those Despicable Huns!...Mata Hari!..We should have you shot at dawn for that! Seriously though, Welcome aboard...It's nice to have a Female around the old Mess Tent!..It will ensure these old Pilots watch their manners!

Brilliant!...That would teach that Silly Little Frenchman!...Can't stand the little Right Wing Creep!

That's what we like to see!...An ENGLISH Girl coming to Kick a Jasta's ASS!...Welcome about Madam!

Erm..I wasn't having a pop at either of them, perhaps you have mis-read what I wrote?..I was just stating a fact

Yep..all part of living in a Nanny State.

I'm with you for the most part there CW. It has it's uses though. I have family dotted around the world, and it's a good way to keep in the Loop...but, yes...There is an awful amount of totally useless junk on there! As for the people who have 300+ friends?...I don't think so somehow!..It seems to me it's to prove how popular they are!...funny really..I remove people from my list who have over 50 friends. I 'culled' about 20 a while ago, reducing my contacts to about 15 or so. Prior to removing them, I posted that "If you find yourself removed from my contact list, please don't take it personally..it's probably because I don't speak to you now..and haven't done for the past fifteen years....and there is a reason for that!" F*ck them if they can't take a joke huh?

With all this talk of Death and Destruction..I thought I would soothe your Souls for a couple of Minutes! These are my two Collie Dogs. Max who is 10 yrs old..and a real Gentleman And the Noob!...Sophie, who is 12 weeks...and a little SOB! Hope you like it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIVvFdK42KU