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UK_Widowmaker

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  1. OT: For Widowmaker

    Hahahahahahahaha....the term 'Messy Pup' comes to mind!...wow! Have to say..My two aren't diggers...but some of the photo's on the Border Collie Facebook page I'm on, are testament to the Burrowing Prowess of the Black and White Dudes!!!! (though, I think 'Ofi Losa' has nailed first prize for that!!!! thanks for posting BH...made my day :lol:
  2. Gay Flight Attendant

    THE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT: My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that, 'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.' On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. 'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.' She calmly turned her head and said, 'In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.' To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, 'Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch!'
  3. A Big Thank You To Hauksbee!

    I have known Hauksbee for quite some time now..we email each other a fair bit..and I can only echo what you have said!...He's (what we say in Blighty)..."The Salt of the Earth"
  4. M$ Flight released

    Well, downloaded it a third time..still wont work...stuff it..I'm back to flying the BIG jets!
  5. M$ Flight released

    Not a good start anyway...downloaded it...doesnt work...typical mickeysoft!...I only want to have a look at it...so i can slate it to bits!!!!
  6. Off Subject

    Just like everywhere m8....wherever their are Politicians..there will be robbing bastards!...cos, they're one and the same
  7. Totally OT...My New Petfood Store

    haha..very funny prop!!!!! Yes Lexx...I learnt that the hard way, on a previous venture!...never again
  8. Jesus V Satan - Computer joke

    haha..glad you guys liked it!
  9. Help needed......

    god's way of telling them to "pack it in"
  10. IL2 Cliffs of Dover status ?

    Can't believe, that such a good looking sim, is MP only!...that really sucks!!!!
  11. I was convinced that was an RC heli...until the people got out!
  12. Help needed......

    I think there's something wrong with the installation!.....Sounds very much like missing patches to me!...I know, you've had problems with it in the past mate..but I would get rid of everything..and start from scratch (including CFS3)
  13. A very thought provoking Video

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=nGeXdv-uPaw I don't have anything to add
  14. A very thought provoking Video

    Perfectly put Sir!...I agree with every word!
  15. Totally OT...My New Petfood Store

    thanks guys
  16. A very thought provoking Video

    Srangely enough..it was the last part of the video I found the most moving!...all those nice people, murdered for protecting what needs protecting, from the greed of others
  17. Totally OT...My New Petfood Store

    Thank you all for your vote of confidence! Herr prop...I've long since agreed with your comment my friend....the worse a dog can do is bite ...People have many, many more ways to hurt you
  18. A very thought provoking Video

    I hope you're right Typhoid Either way, I hope you know how to ride a Horse!..cos your car will be rusting metal, with nothing to fuel it before too long
  19. http://developer.nvidia.com/object/photosh...ds_plugins.html An absolute must have if you own Photoshop, and want to skin. This addon allows you to open, edit and save those all important DDS files that OFF skins use!...without the need for any additional software. (once you finish skinning your aircraft, just save it as a DDS file, and away you go!) OvS: Edited only to add in the 'Topic Description'. Great post and very important!!
  20. Totally OT...My New Petfood Store

    Thank you
  21. One way to keep the Prison population down

    Burn them all to death http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-17038259
  22. Corporate b*stards

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/mediatechnologyandtelecoms/digital-media/9080531/Sony-and-Apple-anger-Whitney-Houston-fans-over-album-price-hike.html Can you believe Sony and Apple?....what a bunch of***** I think anyone who has any of these albums, should upload to piratebay immediatly!
  23. Totally OT...My New Petfood Store

    Many thanks again chaps
  24. Totally OT...My New Petfood Store

    Thank you Gents!...much appreciated!!
  25. Not for the Oil..wearing a bit thin

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