Rajnikanth

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Being infinite, Rajnikanth can kill infinite percent of whatever he wants. Mind Yitttttttttttt!!!!

Rajnikanth has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way. But when provoked, Rajnikanth can even set ants on fire with a magnifying glass...........at night.

Rajnikanth shoots down all flying objects by pointing his fingers and yelling, "Bang!". So there's no getting away from Rajnikanth.

The square root of Rajnikanth is pain. Do not try to square Rajnikanth, the result is death. For Rajnikanth can kill two stones with one bird.