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nice...now how am I going to find that?

ah, that makes more sense, thanks!

are you using a bomb-sight or please share your techniques for level bombing since you have obviously mastered the art and are bored with trivialities

yeah...great idea...

eh, maybe he has dial-up? that would totally suck...I mean...whoa

If it doesnt have Nigeria on it, why bother?

"then out to Ottringham VOR before settling in to a nice, easy ILS approach into Humberside." FINALLY! Someone around here who actually freaking knows how to fly! Out of the 32,000 people joined to this forum, I dare not guest how many even know what you are talking about, let alone how to shoot one, even further removed those that have done it, then those that have "chased needles" in the weather. Now you have impressed me. If you could only get Viggen to stop spamming the Typhoon thread... NOTE: before anyone comments, "chasing needles" has NOTHING to do with narcotics...it is a reference to the gauges of an aircraft instrument panel and Instrument Flight Rules application...so spare me the swarthy comments.

same here...but since the expansion pack costs as much / more than the original perhaps I will dither

wow...now that is a surprise...one never knows who one will meet

Oh, please dont mistake me, any holiday has potential, especially when time off is involved!

and coca-cola marketing

Your information says India, where your friends from India as well? And I have to wonder if your friends are practitioners of the Hindu faith? Given that Nigeria is very split Christian / Muslim (and given that both of those religions are rather famous for not being tolerant in practice of anything else...dont get me started) again I have to wonder the level of sanity which they enjoyed prior to committing to action? Teaching is a noble profession, to be sure, but it is not a shield which one can hide behind. Some people have the very best of intentions, then meet reality...knew of a young lady (with very blond hair) that joined the Peace Corps...she ignored warnings to dye her hair before she left to a less, shall we say desirable color...yep, it went very poorly for her. Warnings are called warnings for a reason... And people, I am not making excuses for lawlessness or poo-pooing these aforementioned noble souls for their endeavors...only adamantly re-iterating that taking chances is accepting risks...know before you go and deal with what you get.

fine work, Dave et al, she is a dirty girl, and who doesnt like dirty girls?

sent, with cheese!

sure, will send you a private message

some fighters do have the guns aimed at an elevation relative to y-axis...like the F-15 for instance...this is to provide an edge in ACM...not saying that is the case here, but I would welcome that few extra degrees in a turning fight

still waiting for someone to explain to me how a giant rabbit hiding candy-filled eggs whilst carrying a funny basket symbolizes the crucifixion of the Messiah Oh, and the tree covered in lights in my living room equating his birth last year there was a ruckus from people on base not wanting a santa claus at the "holiday party" due to and I quote "Christian overtones"...you have to be kidding me...I have only read the Bible 7 times cover to cover but still missed that part about the 8 tiny reindeer...

And what is so difficult about this?

"Y'know I had a couple of friends who had to bolt from there. Things are way not funny. they came back with no baggage. Thats not a good thing if you owned a house there." Stick, seriously it sucks for them but if you choose to reside in a nation such as this one, there are risks and by definition, risks taken are risks accepted. Did they change their citizenship? What possessed them to buy property in a foreign country? I dont know the circumstances obviously, but again when one takes chances, one takes chances...just look at my stock portfolio! Now, back on track... USAFBLT w/o Onion, excellent work! Now we can commence phase 'X'

thanks!

Wait...those shorts...

eh, did you see the knowledge base?

first Knight Rider, now this...man if Golden Girls is casting maybe this time they will get some MILFs...but maybe that is what Des. Housewives is?

this is the funniest post I have seen in quite a while! good work!

for a moment, I thought you were using Nigerian Roundels and was about to promote you...