Landing Lights

[+Fates]

for the Toilet....

http://totallyabsurd.com/toiletlandinglight.htm

 

 

And more absurd US Patents.

 

http://totallyabsurd.com/nosewipe.htm

http://totallyabsurd.com/jetpropulsiongolfclub.htm

 

Here's what we needed prior to 9/11

http://totallyabsurd.com/hijackerinjector.htm

 

Can we get someone to make this model:

http://totallyabsurd.com/winglesswonder.htm

[+EricJ]

lol I think squinting in the dark is preferable... And I thought I had alot of time on my hands..

[+pcpilot]

I gotta tell ya...I loved the descriptions given for the nose wipe and toilet landing lights...what a hoot!