+FastCargo Posted November 2, 2007 Posted November 2, 2007 Time for a Johnny joke! Mrs. Smith's 4th grade class is having their 'What I want to be when I grow up' day. Sally gets up first, says she wants to be a doctor. Now Mrs. Smith knows that Sally's dad is a doctor. Mark gets up next, says he wants to be a fireman. Again, Mrs. Smith knows that Mark's dad is a fireman. Johnny gets up, and Mrs. Smith, knowing Johnny's dad is a FedEx pilot, asks him "Johnny, do you want to be a FedEx pilot like your dad?" Johnny shakes his head..."No ma'am! I hate yard work!" Know how copper wire was invented? Two FedEx pilots fighting over a penny... Did you know most of our trucks have GPS...but a lot of our planes don't? FastCargo Quote
+SayethWhaaaa Posted November 2, 2007 Posted November 2, 2007 Q: Whadaya call a Nun with a washingmachine on her head? A: Systematic Quote
+Ruggbutt Posted November 2, 2007 Posted November 2, 2007 What time is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When the big hand touches the little hand. Quote
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