OT- How to turn Tomatoes Red

[UK_Widowmaker 571]

Picked up this tip from a gardening forum will have to try it see if it works

 

 

A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her

tomatoes to turn red. One day while taking a stroll she came upon a gentleman

neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes.

 

The woman asked the gentlemen, "What do you do to get your tomatoes red?"

 

The gentleman responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in front of my tomato

garden and expose myself, and my tomatoes turn red from blushing so much."

 

The woman was so impressed, she decided to try doing the same thing to her

tomato garden to see if it would work. So, twice a day for two weeks she

exposed herself to her garden hoping for the best.

 

One day the gentleman was passing by and asked the woman, "How did you make

out? Did your tomatoes turn red?"

 

"No" she replied, "but my cucumbers are enormous!"

[Olham 164]

Tch! - Widow, how can I fight a serious war, when you do things like this?

I can't aim properly, can't even hold the Albatros in level flight!!

By the way - where does she live?

[Womenfly2 0]

Hunnnn? ..... I don't get it? Ooooooo .... O my, I just got it!

 

Hey Widowmaker .... for you .... :tomato2:

 

LOL,

WF2

[Olham 164]

I would have expected, you'd bring your wip again.

[UK_Widowmaker 571]

I would have expected, you'd bring your wip again.

 

We live in hope Olham...We live in Hope! {sigh}