Capitaine Vengeur Posted June 28, 2010 Posted June 28, 2010 Mr and Mrs Bastardi are having dinner, when Mrs Bastardi suddenly breaks in tears: - Oh Luigi! You haven't said anything special, brought anything special that evening! Have you really forgotten that today is my birthday? How can have you forgotten? - Oh my poor darling! I was so busy at work these last days... Listen, let the plates, we are going out together this night. A friend of mine has told me about an excellent night-club. Mrs Bastardi wants to wear what she thinks to be her nicest dress and jewels, and then the couple goes to the so-vaunted night-club. As soon as they reach the entrance, the bouncer salutes the man: - Good evening, Mr Bastardi. I hope that you'll enjoy the show, as usual... Mrs Bastardi is quite surprised, then worried: - Luigi, he called you by your name. Did you ever come here before? - I swear that no, my darling. This man must have confused. Inside, the waiter immediately comes to them and guide them: - Good evening, Mr Bastardi. Your usual table, I suppose? Just next to the stage. I hope that you'll enjoy the show, as usual... This time, Mrs Bastardi clenches her fists: - Luigi, you lied to me. You have come here before, it's evident. We shall have an explanation together. Mr Bastardi doesn't answer, and soon, the show begins: it's a strip-tease. Mrs Bastardi quickly feels shocked, as it happens to be a full peel-off. And as the stripper puts off her tiny string and makes it turn around her finger, this young girl shouts: - And now for the last piece of cloth! For whom? For whom? And the whole audience chants: - BAS-TAR-DI !! BAS-TAR-DI !! BAS-TAR-DI !! The poor Mrs Bastardi yells in tears and rushes out of the club. As her following husband reaches the street, she's already in a waiting taxi. And when her husband tries to come in to explain, she slaps and scratches him: - Don't! Don't touch me! You liar! You degenerate! You son of a #@*+! I s**t your mouth! I §+!#* your f**king *%! The taxi driver then turns his face towards the couple: - Listen, Mr Bastardi. I can say that together, we have already conveyed a fair amount of rude bitches... But never half as crude and vulgar as that ugly fat old whore! Quote
Derk Posted June 28, 2010 Posted June 28, 2010 Great, have known it for vears with a Dutch guy in it !!!! Hou doe, Derk Quote
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