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Oils well that ends well

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Three blokes are discussing about exoticism in their their sex life:

 

- Yesterday, I made to my wife a sensual massage with avocado oil, and made her yell for a hour or so.

 

The second adds:

 

- Well, last weekend, I gave to my wife a long, slow, sensual massage with jojoba oil, and made her yell for more than two hours.

 

The first guy whistles, the third adds:

 

- Last month, I offered to my wife a home-made massage with monoi oil, and made her yell for all of the day...

 

The other blokes stare at him with open mouths:

 

- Yell all of the day!!? But how did you do?

 

- Oh, well, mm... Actually, I wiped my hands on the curtains...

 

 

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