So that's how he does it!

[+allenjb42]

Just found this

 

http://tcpgen.tripod.com/

 

Here's mine:

 

Drug lords devise a scheme to smuggle an impressive amount of cocaine for ransom under the watchful eye of Afghani rebels. The plot twists when the Drug lords hijack a shipment of nuclear warheads even after their demands are met, unless a rookie CIA agent eager to prove his worth can overcome his brooding self-doubt and stop the Drug lords once and for all. The movie ends with a mildly comical and/or ironic scene in which the Drug lords blow up or go to prison. Another satisfying tale of political intrigue and personal redemption closes, and we all walk away from this movie a little wiser.

 

I'm going to call it 'The Sum of all Clear and Present Fears'

 

Oh, and Justin Bieber will pay a young Jack Ryan with Samuel L Jackson as Admiral Greer. In 3D!

Edited February 17, 2012 by allenjb42

[+JonathanRL]

To be fair, it just should be known as the Tom Clancy Ghostwriter Plot Generator ;-)

 

Communists devise a scheme to blackmail a congressman for ransom under the watchful eye of corrupt German officials (played by Americans with fake German accents). The plot twists when the Communists threaten to blow up the White House even after their demands are met. Millions of lives are at stake unless an ex-con with a big heart can learn to trust humanity again and stop the Communists once and for all.

[+JediMaster]

What? Germans are always played by British actors with fake German accents, doesn't this thing know how it works??