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Yeah! We have a flood watch, tornado watch, and Tropical Storm Warning here in Tallahassee. And T.K. Wetherell (President of Florida State University) has refused to cancel classes. But I skipped my night class anyway, because FSU floods from 2 inches of rain, and we will be getting that shortly. At least Ivan changed his track, 3 days ago it was supposed to come right into Tally... 2 deaths from tornado's already reported in Bay County FL. This could get really nasty... EDIT: I went home to Melbourne this past weekend, and the Space Coast is not looking to hot. Power is still out from Cocoa Beach south, and many homes were damaged including 2 of my neighbors (roof's collapsed)... THANK YOU FRANCES!

Labor Day, a day to rest, a day for some BBQ, a day to thank the Labor Unions for one of the few good things they have done, and this year, a day to watch my School beat the ever living crap out of the scUM of Miami. At this time I would like to pray to GOD, and ask that he turn Hurricane Frances away from the coast of my home state, so that A: I may have my hockey tryouts this weekend in Orlando, and B: So that Miami can host their own ass kicking. GOD, please send Frances to a place that is fitting of her wrath, perhaps Cuba, or better yet, France. Ah yes, College Football is in the air, I hope you are all preparing to spend your Saturday's on the couch with cases of beer and mounds of unhealthy food. F-L-O-R-I-D-A-S-T-A-T-E! FLORIDA STATE! FLORIDA STATE! FLORIDA STATE! WOOOOOOOOOO!!! Cheers, Snapple

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer at the corner ddrugstore. Just give it a urine sample, and the computer will tell you what's wrong, and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars...a hell of a lot cheaper than a doctor." So Jack deposits a urine sample, in a small jar and takes it to the drugstore. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. That evening, while thinking how amazing, this new technology was, Jack began wondering, if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and masturbated into the mixture for good measure. Jack hurries back to the drugstore, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results. The computer prints the following: 1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. 2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. 3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab. 4. Your wife is pregnant...twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. 5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better.

"For all of you that say this was not a major hurricane or that it was overated you all are wrong. Last night when i took a look around there was not much damage around my house but then this morning i went out to help out some freinds and neighbors cleaning up it was a completly differant story. My house had minor roof damage (few missing shingles and gutters flew off) but today i saw houses that got there roofs completly ripped off. There where also trees everywhere it was almost unreal, after a while we went down to a retirement community to help clean up there, those homes where completly destroyed it was really depressing and sad seeing the people coming back to there mobile homes and its just not there, they couldof been my grandma/grandpa it was just sad. We didnt even get hit by a major hurricane and all this s**t happend, i think the winds where just under hurricane strength when the center came over us. Ide hate to see what would of happend if it would have hit us full strenght. And why the hell don't people relize that if the stop light doesn't work there supposed to treat it as a 4 way stop, its not even funny how many accidents occured today because people just don't know how to drive." -From one of my fellow Seminoles in Oviedo (sorry I can't link).

Wonder Woman view... you are my savior :P

It is very ugly in Port Charlotte right now. I have friends in Sarasota who didn't see much... but Oceola County has been declared a disaster area, and that's right next to my home County (Brevard)... but my Dad said that he didn't see much of anything. Tropical Storm/ Hurricane Bonnie didnt do much to us up here in Tallahassee, very little rain infact. It seems that the retirement communities of Florida always get the worst of the Canes. They still don't know the death toll in Port Charlotte, kinda reminds me of Homestead... I pray that we here in Florida don't have the same result. We got complacent with this one, and people died becuase of it. Andrew was in '92 and we've had it easy since then, it's a shame that the only people that remembered how dangerous Hurricanes are, were the ones in the insurance business.

Remember, take lots and lots of pictures for those of us that can't go! <C> Snapple

Still waiting on an Ugly But Well Hung tee shirt... maybe a limited number could be made, or special orders taken?

Thought I'd give LOMAC another shot... I've tweeked my sub-par PC, to get the graphics and gameplay at an acceptable level.... but.... I'm not very computer savy.... So I need help with my X45 and the F-15/A-10.... I know you're supposed to assign a different button to be able to use missles, but this isnt working, I've read the read-me 5 times over, and I'm still lost. I've even tried just using the keyboard for firing missles... and the space bar just fires guns, just like any button I program for "fire". I'm afraid I need some step by step help... Cheers, Jay Note:I'm using the built in button mapping... SGE is just too confusing.

My prayers go out to his family, it is a rarity to find a likeable teacher these days.

Yeah! I got s**tty at St. George Island today! And my friend shot a bottle rocket into a crowd of people at a party last night.... it was awesome... they were freshman... they deserved it ;) HAPPY 4th to all! <C> Snapple

That's lovely, and thought provoking... thanks Nick!

WOW!!!!!!!

Yes, the Ace X pack is a must, if you are new to FB, I have a few training missions that I designed for a few of my friends here in town that I got started on sims.... ease them into IL2 before I drop LOMAC on them. If you are interested in going up and playin around with 2 other noobs and 1 Pro, shoot me a PM.

OMFG! System=M=! Trance, House, Techno, all that stuff is pure instrumental. Most of the top acts/producers have classical backgrounds, and/or played in bands. I will agree, that most techno is s**t! But that's just because the majority of the people that listen to it, dont know what to pick up.... they think its some sort of crap that is made on a computer in a basement somewhere.... when its not. In fact many groups incorporate instruments into their live performances.... my latest love (Grayarea) uses Guitar, and Drums along with the electronics... and they are phenomenal. Rap/Hip Hop is doo doo.... it's not complex from a musical POV, all it is, is some asshole yelling obscenity over 3 layers of music. And Pop just needs to die. Rock has been dead (for the most part, IMHO) since '95. I miss real Punk, and the Seattle scene. :( BTW, did anybody see that Nickleback got rocks thrown at them at one of their shows, recently??? GOOD JOB to those in attendance!

Watchin 'Nucks and Flames right now, watched the Nashville ass kicking of Detroit in its entirety, and saw Alex Kovalev have the screw up of his life.... all in the last couple hours. B) Nothing like the quest for the Cup in all of sports, nothing even comes close. Predictions? Here's mine now that we are 3-4 games into each series. :D Bolts knock of Isles in 6 B's take Habs in 5 (Kovalev killed the series for MTL) Flyers over Devils in 6 Leafs take Ottawa in 5 Preds shock Wings in 6 Sharks over Blues in 5 Flames over Canucks in 7 Stars knock off Avs in 7 GO LEAFS GO!

I say Flames in 6

WOW, the spitfire is amazing now (as if it wasnt before), and that I-185 ROCKS!!! Also it seems like the P-38 is a bit more agile... Screenshots to come! Post yours! <C> Snapple

I envy you Raptor, I only have one more year of college left....boo hoo, then its into the real world <_<

hmmmm... that whole Bush in the S-3 still erks me a little, shoulda come in on the COD.... could have been worse though, trappin in an F-18 would've been absurd IMHO. As for Clinton; My sister and bro-in-law were in the Marines when he was in office, and no, neither of them have respect for him. I never had any probs with Clinton, but I can see how the military disliked him.

Welcome, to the best forum for First Person Shooters, Flight sims, and Naval sims. Hope you stick around, you will not be disappointed if you do. Cheers, Jason

Now that AEP is out, and we have new kick ass airplanes, how bout some custom skins. Here's my latest creation.

Seafire!!!!!! Would be nice to have a British carrier. And flying CAS over Singapore would be awesome! But the battle of the Coral Sea will be enough for me, I see lots of stuff for midway, I wonder if they are doing wake? Take off in a P-40 and do B&Z on a flight zero's, land, and do it again!

beyond words mate, beyond words.

I cant find a template for the new Spit, anybody got one yet?