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Unreasonable, hell no! I'm guessing it was an Aussie rules game, no ? Anway, whatever sport it was, beer was bound to be involved. We all know what happens to you boys when the beer starts flowing. Sorry. I'd have done the same. She might have had something planned, was gonna come home early. Christ ! Men !

"How dare you ! How dare you !!" You American's probably won't get that, but anyone in the UK who watches "Phoenix Nights" or "Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere" will.

Russ has passed it on to the DS mod crew. (oh, I stand corrected, Mirage factory !) Lets just wait and see, patience is a virtue.

He might have missed, it could have been a dud...

The key here guys is just to be patient... :yes:

TO MY DEAR WIFE: During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often: 54 times the sheets were clean 17 times it was too late 49 times you were too tired 20 times it was too hot 15 times you pretended to be asleep 22 times you had a headache 17 times you were afraid of waking the baby 16 times you said you were too sore 12 times it was the wrong time of the month 19 times you had to get up early 9 times you said you weren't in the mood 7 times you were sunburned 6 times you were watching the late show 5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo 3 times you said the neighbors would hear us 9 times you said your mother would hear us Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because: 6 times you just laid there 8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling 4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with 7 times I had to wake you and tell you I finished 1 time I was afraid I had hurt you because I felt you move ========================================================== TO MY DEAR HUSBAND: I think you have things a little confused. Here are the reasons you didn't get more than you did: 5 times you came home drunk and tried to screw the cat 36 times you did not come home at all 21 times you didn't cum 33 times you came too soon 19 times you went soft before you got in 38 times you worked too late 10 times you got cramps in your toes 29 times you had to get up early to play golf 2 times you were in a fight and someone kicked you in the balls 4 times you got it stuck in your zipper 3 times you had a cold and your nose was running 2 times you had a splinter in your finger 20 times you lost the notion after thinking about it all day 6 times you came in your pajamas while reading a dirty book 98 times you were too busy watching TV Of the times we did get together: The reason I laid still was because you missed and were screwing the sheets. I wasn't talking about the crack in the ceiling, what I said was, "Would you prefer me on my back or kneeling?" The time you felt me move was because you farted and I was trying to breathe.

Touche !

Memory over here in the UK is pretty cheap at the moment. I think I paid £19.99 for 1 gig DDR2 ram. You can get it cheaper than that too. My system now has 1.5g memory and all things being equal (my comp is not the fastest thing out there) a heavily modded WoV and a fairly heavy modded WoE run really well. FS9 runs super smooth too and again, that's pretty well overloaded with bits n bobs.

Hi Stevo. Welcome to CA ! Take a look here to start... http://forum.combatace.com/index.php?showforum=99 Enjoy...

Dreaming... 1. A1 (tee hee) 2. Buccaneer 3. Tornado. Reality... 1. F4 2. A7 3. A6

Or a chef ?

http://forum.combatace.com/index.php?autoc...um=10&st=30 It's not actually a bomber stream, but not that far off.

I'll let this one go. See how diplomatic I can be...

Of course ! A true classic. This one should reside in any self respecting aircraft enthusiasts DVD collection.

Flight of the Intruder does it for me. Battle of Britain. 633 Squadron...all teary eyed now. They all got shot down..."you can't kill a squadron" said Harry Andrews. Let me get the tissues. Firefox wasn't bad. A bit far fetched but still not bad. 12 o'clock high is a classic. I liked the Bridges at Toko-Ri, think that's right. I think they flew Panthers. That's my 10p worth (about 20 cents) !

That link is a keeper. Cheers.

Thanks C5. Wrench those look great.

RIP. Great actor.

You got that right... Think I caught a glimpse of the sun today out my window today. Mind you, no poisionous snakes here...tends to even things out a bit !

Not sure Craig. I do know that the Skyraider AEW's were affectionately known as "guppies" to the RN crews due to their pregnant appearance ! Also I believe they were used for mundane duties such as ferrying mail to and from the carriers when within range of shore (not mundane for the guys receiving the mail though I'm sure ).

What first drew me to it was probably reading about the exploits of Sandy pilots in an old aviation magazine. I liked the look of the Skyraider straight away. Rugged and solid. The amount of ordnance suspended under those wings was just amazing. Ever since then I've had a thing for them. I prefer the old fat-face A1-E & G models the best. It's funny but when you try to explain exactly why you like something it's hard to put down, you just know. I have a inkling why I'm so into them, but that's just for me. A bit beyond the realm of a combat simulator forum I think. Hey, but I really do love to fly them in WoV. It's like a little link and homage to those guys who did it for real. Indeed anyone could say that, whatever the aircraft type. Hope that's kind of the answer you were looking for USAFMTL.

MMMMwwaaahhhh !

Thanks Mike & Corky. You two are real stars. Looking forward to these immensely.

Aww Craig, wasn't mean't as a go ! Just if I had a penny everytime some guy asked why I'm into what I'm into...I'd have about 27p ! Seriously, you should see them run a mile. They either think I'm a nutcase or a tree-climber !