Mr. T

Shut up foo, I ain't gettin' in no aeroplane with you. Faceman you need to talk to this foo, I ain't flyin' wit him.

You need to cut the jibba jabba foo. You know TK wont do that, you'll be lucky he don't send me to kick your ass for just suggesting it. And you know if I show up, I am bringing nothing but a world of hurt for you. Say no to drugs.

Foo, you need to cut the jibba jabba and like the plane as is......if you dont like it, delete it. Continue to complain....you will meet my friend.....PAIN......

I have not come to this site of the web lately, as it has of recent turned into an endless infidelathon. To staff that moderates; Might I suggest you purchase large shredder of the industrial variety for such contingencies. I speak from a position of great experience in these matters, and my advice should not be taken lightly.

I have decided to start a new topical thread, Infidel of the week. Each and every week, I will nominate and honor one of the persons here. This week's infidel, is USAFMTL. USAFMTL is well known throughout the gaming community for his contributions, and for his fiery temperament. If he were not an infidel, I would be inclined to think of him as a brother in arms. He reminds me very much of a colonel in the Iraqi Air force that used to compete with me in my favorite pastime, "infidel's head polo". Colonel Akbar was his name, and I once considered him a worthy opponent. That was, until Saddam decided that he could be of much better use to the B'aath party by serving as an example. He was thrown into the shredder, but not before we were all were given an opportunity to beat him with our shoes. But, back to USAFMTL. I was just informed by personal message that he increased my level of warning. He cannot frighten me with this. He cannot frighten anyone. Not at all. He is just an infidel. He is lost in the desert. In the desert of his mind. He tried to take the airport, but was beaten back many times. He was allowed to get there once, but only by my wishes. I allowed him to take the airport, simply for propaganda purposes. He is not winning. He is losing. Losing very badly, and he knows of this.

Greetings Infidels! I am very apologetic for my absence, but I was on world cruise funded by tax dollars of generous American infidels. I enjoyed myself very much, and had many opportunities to meet and have party with my loyal fans across the globe. Life is very good for me now! Major Lee, you cannot fool me with your rearrangement of name. You are not real major! I know who you really are, Mister Lee Majors! You cannot hide, and do not be shameful now that truth is known to all. I am great fan of your series of the 1970's, Six Million Dollar Man. Saddam and I used to watch reruns on Baghdad Television. You have hot American fox wife with Arabic name. Farah. You lucky infidel dog, you! Speaking of 1970's, I have much time to watch many television series of what I consider to be American televisions and movie greatest of eras while I spend time having party in Miami, USA. I also come now to fully appreciate infidel music, especially that which you call "Heavy Metal". I will tell you a great secret. Saddam secretly wanted to start a heavy metal "hair" band in 1980s, with myself and his cousin chemical Ali. We planned to call ourselves "Babylon Three". Alas, we found chemical to be not so good bass player.... That is all for now, infidel fox calling me back to party. Hope to see you all soon enough.

It is once again time to select person to be infidel of the week. This week, I select the infidel known simply, as 'Wrench". Wrench has been part of community of Strik Fiters since the beginning, and has created many useful and interesting modifications of this most great of all flight stimulators. I am curious, why name yourself Wrench? Where I come from, wrench is used in two ways. To repair broken things (a job for peasants), or to discipline unruly children. The latter is very useful, as evidenced by myself. I was quite unruly as a child and again as a young man. My parents used a US-made Craftsman 1-1/4 inch combination open end-box wrench to correct me, by striking me in side of head forcefully. As you see, this was effective, as proven by who I've become today.

There are many species of eels that reside here at this site-of-the-web known as CombatAce. Many have large teeth that strike fear into the infidel's hearts.

It is time once again to select infidel of the week. Rejoice! This week, I choose F'ates. F'ates is a founding member of this page-of-the-web, and goes about his duties as an administrator with much enthusiasm. He reminds me very much of myself at an earlier age, when I first joined the B'aath party. I find much to favor him, even as he refuses to acknowledge my helpfulness in setting up his aquarium of the salt. But, this I expect, as he is after all, just another infidel. So, here is to you F'ates, infidel of this week. Again, all must choose to rejoice loudly, or face the most dire consequences, such as the lopping off of their hands and feet. Oh, sorry, I've forgotten that I am not in the employ of Saddam anymore.

I very much resent having helpful posts of aquarium of the salt that I made, deleted by someone here. I will file protest to highest authority at Combat Ace, and have those responsible placed under arrest! Now, there is no need to place dead and forbidden shellfish in tank. The use of many, many eels will suffice to cycle aquarium, assuming gravity of specific is correct, and eels are of electric type. Also, Percula fish of clowns (with anemone for cowardly infidel-like fish of clown to hide in) and lionfish make great additions, as they are very hardy. Make sure to stroke lionfish with bare hands, twice daily, and then jab finger into anemone.

This week, I nominate the individual who has call sign of, "Fixer of Hornets" as Infidel of the Week. He has done many, many wonderful things for Strik Fiters community, including adding lights to runways. But, stupid runway and other airfield lights stay on when enemy bombers fly over, providing easy targets solution. I am quite curious. What does "Fixer of Hornets" mean? Is that akin to "Keeper of Bees"? Do hornets make honey?

Can it be? Yes, it is infidel known as "Der Grosse Hosen Sheiser".

We are today announcing the birthdays of the following infidels. Tazkiller who has reached the age of 45, and Kazama, who is today 27 years of age this very day. I of course believe it all to be lies and propaganda started by the infidels who claim to have powers of moderation at this most deceitful of websites. I would beat them all like dogs with my shoes, had not the infidel American soldiers taken them for souvenirs.

Two more infidels have reached a milestone today. They are Mad Mike, who has been with us 60 years this very day, and sharpwire, who is celebrating 39 years of existence. May all the eels you should encounter be happy, friendly ones.

Frog goes "rivet rivet", even in land of infidel, yes?

US Navy needs my ideas? OK, I have one idea that I wish to share with them. Replace squids with eels. You like?

Is this accepted practice among infidels? A strange hobby, yes? Going to airfield and counting rivets on planes? How does one keep score? I count 8,346 rivets on MiG-25. Does this mean I win? You infidels have most unusual pastimes.

Out of the mouths, of course. That is, unless they are the experimental, heavy water eels. In their case, I would assume that, in addition to fire and lightning from mouth, they would also spray radioactivity from the "other" place. USAF of MTL, what is that terrain you post in images? It somehow seems familiar.

I will pay very well with funds that I misappropriated while in employment of Iraqi government under Saddam for model of flying eels that spit flames and electricalcity bolts at infidel's planes and objects of ground.

This claim of not being a "gimmie gimmie" thread is on ice that is very thin. Not that I have much experience in such matters, as I never see the Tigris and Euprates freeze, but in manner of speaking, yes, the ice your argument make is very thin and dangerous. Now, time for the favorite subject of those who run this fine site. Eels! Maybe the modelers can make flying eel models that spit flames and electricity bolts and fry the infidels.

Syria? General? I am of higher rank than general. I am Minister of Information. The government of Syria B'aath Party have no such opening. I know of this, as I approached them regarding such a position, but they spurned me like a cheap infidel harlot. I tried opening a night club there, "Baghdad Bob's Comdey Club on the Euphrates", but they would not grant me license. I also had much trouble booking good comedic acts. As the infidels would might say, "Go Figure". So, now I am here.

I am known as Baghdad Bob, and who I am and where I reside are businesses of mine, and not one of your's, or of anyone else. In another life, I proudly and faithfully served the B'aath Party of Iraq, by dispensing the truth, as seen fit by President Saddam. I am now seeking a position were my unique talents can be better put to their use. I strongly believe that the position I seek will be granted to me by those that administer to this site of the world wide web, known as Combat Ace. As for my embracing of eels, it is to show that I am of the same thought process as those who's popularity is increased here, by mentioning them first. Long Live the Eels!

I am so glad that I have joined this forum group, as I have learned many new and fascinating things about ways of the infidel. Example, If left up to me, I would take the infidels who initiate such frivolous suits of law (their barristers, too), and slap them with large eels until they admit their guilt and repent their sins. Then, I would banish them to the desert, hundreds of kilometers from nearest help, with nothing more than one can of cheap soda. How does one enact such a law, in your land?

Yet another pair of infidels have survived to celebrate another year of existence. They are, Southernap, who has reached the final year of his twentieth decade. And, {FL}Hausser, who in three more years, will reach that point of no return in his life, the age of 40. Yes, infidel Hausser, I can assure as one of experience, that 40 years of age is not all that it is cracked up to be. I suppose that I must now mention something of eels (vile creatures), so that I maybe considered one of the cool and in crowd. So here I go. I have eels in my shoes. There, is that OK? Am I now one of the chosen?

I do not understand this strange fascination that you have with eels. Eels are disgusting and unclean. Is this something that infidels normally occupy themselves with?