Mr. T

There is no C5. It does not exist. Nor did it ever. Rumors of its existence are simply more lies and propaganda started by the infidels.

JIHAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JIHADS HAPEENS IN TO WEEKS!

Why not simply delete all infidels, and keep me instead? It would be far simpler to accomplish, and I can do a very much better job as moderator. Just look at what I did for Saddam. My threats are not feeble. They are not feeble at all. You must take them seriously. As the infidel cartoon child Bungholio would say, "Are you threatening me?" You see, I am now very well versed in the ways of the infidel. I have satellite television in my private retreat, so I can watch all the lies and propaganda.

While I cannot fulfill your ridiculous requests of "aeroelastic controls" and helmet mounted HUDs, I can maybe arrange for you long, wonderful stay at the Abu Ghraib Spa and rehabilitation center. I can promise that you will feel very differently about such requests in the future after paying a visit to the world famous shredder room. Too bad I am no longer allowed to partake in such pleasures, or I would act as your tour guide and rehabilitation specialist.

Then you will not see nor hear from the infidel known as Killerbee again. We are enjoying ourselves greatly playing the great strategy game of shuffleboard.

The infidel who calls himself Killerbee is in hiding. I will tell you where he is, for the sum of 3,000,000 Iraqi Dinars, or for two box tops from Post Toasties. You must decide how badly you want to know.

Column5 tells lies. He only tells lies. He is not by the airport. He is lost in the desert. He cannot read a compass.

Jiffy Peanut Butter........an thier unopenable jar made by the infidels who are the mothers of whom are choosy and choose Jif..... ALALALALALALALAA!!!!

JIHAD ON MAN OF DRUG MAKING RODENT.

AND ALSO JIHAD OF MOSTEST INFIDEL PAUL.NORTNESS. FAST OF FLET MAKE MY SICK.

INFIDEL DOGS! ME CALL JIHADS ON ALL OF YOU LADIE FLYING PERSONS THAT LIKES THE HORNIET. JIHAD JIHAD JIHAD JIHAD TO COMBATASSES FOR LETING LADIE PEOPLE TALK ABOUT MANLIE THING OF FLYING IN MOST SURPER FIGHTING ROCKETPLAINS OF GLORIUS IRAQI AIR FORCES.

JIHAD!!! JIHAD!!! BAGDHAD BOB CALLS JIHAD ON INFIDEL SWINE PAUL.NORTNESS ALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA

MY NAMES IS BOB. MY THINKS CAPITOLIST AMERICA PLAINS IS ALL FOR LADIES. MY THINKS IF LADIE AMERICA FLYING PERSON GOE AGAINST SURPER IRAQI FLYING SHIPS, AMERICA MAKES SOILED LADIE UNDERWHERES.

This was covered in another forum in this general area.... have you not looked in there for your answer? I assure you it is in there you infidel.

There is no eels, I assure you all is well.