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http://www.sinn-frei.com/ice-age-4-trailer_14278.htm Laugh I fell out of my seat... I knew that squirrel was responsible...

At least they know how they got their beating now... Reminds me of the old joke... Why has the French Navy got glass bottomed boats ??? To see the rest of their navy... Sorry being an Englishman does that sort of thing...

I don't know these pilots who take 3 weeks off to lounge around... its terrible. In other words welcome back to the mud... oh and mines a Coffee and single malt thanks... Glad you had a good break and have new toys to play with...

For all those shot down my Mig-17's you can now do the shooting instead... well thats if you survive the barrage of AAM's coming your way...

As its just after Christmas... Look Santa I have asked for a bike now 3 years running wheres my BIKE!!! or That bully in the year above is sure in trouble now...

Interesting thanks for the link...

Must admit I for one would welcome it as even though I spent 10 years and 30 years studying weapons etc I get confused at times... Age is catching up to me again... its embarassing when you load a training weapon and find yourself in a perfect situation and . dont ask was having a bad day in the virtual office... Smoke rockets against Tanks I was fast fac'ing myself... As to the nukes... we gotta keep them there good for fighting off winter bit of instant sunshine doesn't hurt anyone well not too much...

Sundowner great overhead shot... and as to the Machloop looks so much like it apart from there are no Farmers complaining with shotguns and no hillwalkers ducking... Can tell Ravens a Rhino phreak...

The 500Ltr supersonic tanks on the Mirage are non-droppable as they don't cause problems for the aircraft. So the tanks staying on the aircraft is correct.

Happy Birthday...

Must admit I am still flying the Sopwith Strutter and against the early types I generally get into turning fights which against the Einnie is fairly straightforward for the newer types though it gets more interesting as I have to calculate on if I can take my opponent in one pass but I generally go wagon wheel and hope the rear gunner gets lucky but I seem to be able to turn inside most of the fighters around so thats what I do... other times I will attempt to dive away and hedge hop...

Amazing that they all survived...

There is a traditional Scottish answer to the question "What is a haggis?" This answer suggests that a haggis is a small four legged creature found in the Highlands of Scotland. The legs on one side of the creature are smaller than those on the other, which means that it can run around the side of hills easily at a level altitude: but it does mean that the haggis can easily be caught by running round the hill in the opposite direction, for the creature cannot turn round to escape. If it did so the difference in the length of its legs would cause it to lose stability and roll downhill, with fatal consequences.

Landing the Harrier I will only say this practice practice practice... then practice some more... gives an idea

With the nukes as above they are impressive I rarely take screenies so I cannot help you but the effect is you drop a nuke on an airbase and no more airbase... you get the flash and mushroom cloud etc...

Great job...

Must admit I have been using the site for nearl 10 years... and I have only had one corrupted file and that was due to my one fault. Did you follow the advice which is provided when you go to download a file?

Incorrect the Swordfish attack was successful and only 5 where damaged but they all made it back to the Ark Royal... The attack your thinking of Uncleal was the attack on Scharnhorst Gneisenau and Prinz Eugen when 6 Swordfish attacked them in the English channel and all where shot down.

President Barack Obama is visiting a Glasgow hospital. He enters a ward full of patients with no obvious sign of injury or illness, He greets one and the patient replies: Fair fa your honest sonsie face, Great chieftain o the puddin race, Aboon them a ye take yer place, Painch, tripe or thairm, As langs my airm. Obama is confused, so he just grins and moves on to the next patient. The next patient responds: Some hae meat an canna eat, And some wad eat that want it, But we hae meat an we can eat, So let the Lord be thankit. Even more confused, and his grin now rictus-like, the President moves onto the next patient, who immediately begins to chant: Wee sleekit, cowerin, timorous beasty, O the panic in thy breasty, Thou needna start awa sae hastie, Wi bickering brattle Now seriously troubled, Obama turns to the accompanying doctor and asks, "Is this a psychiatric ward?" "No Mr President" replies the doctor, "this is the serious Burns unit." Its an old one but the timing is right...

Happy Birthday

Okay who brought up the pointy eared green goblin... Star wars is much more fun because its dirty... And me I want simulation no arcade I want the balance between the 2 instead of something that looks drop dead gorgeous... Its like a girlfriend I want an attractive one with the brains not the drop dead gorgeous one with the airhead... The airhead is fun for a quick night out but the attractive one is the one you keep...

Maybe we should pool together and buy the land... build a WW1 Airfield and cause havoc...

Sorry to here that TSmoke...

Okay for us old chaps in here whats your favourite rememberance about 2010 ? Mine is I got a new Job in Vienna... and a girl to share it with... For 2011 I look forward to P4 and a new Motorcycle...

Okay now that we have staggered out of the mud that was 2010... What if any was positive about it for you ? For me it was :- New Job its still IT work but it got me to Vienna Austria... Made my year to be honest and that was in May and confirmed by August... Please no negative thoughts it will upset Karma and people will realise that I am not cool enough to live in Vienna and I will awaken one day somewhere remote like Pluto which is no longer a planet...