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Seawolf

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  1. Hahahaha! 7-0....yeah!

    actually if not for a little fumble on the punt it probably would have turned out different, but sometimes its better to be lucky than good.lol ;)
  2. A Navy Joke.....

    You got it FireHawk. I learned real fast to leave that stuff alone.lol I'll just stick to winding magnatic tapes and resetting circuit breakers. LMAO ;)
  3. Go Cheifs!!!

    I hope the Raider that lost that punt got tied up by his toe nails cause he solely lost the game for the raiders.
  4. A Navy Joke.....

    Whoa! Somebody has been drinking the bong water again. We have no clue what your talking about, sure your in the right thread?
  5. Switch, check out some of MrMudd's mission reports under the stickies. From what I have seen in the Demo (im no expert of course) the Mig29 and A10 "feel" very good so I expect the other aircraft to fall in the same way.
  6. :o I'm drooling! Very nice screens, my god she is beautifull.
  7. Dixie Outfitters

    anyone know where I can get a MalcomX hat? just kidding, jeesh tough crowd.LOL :P
  8. A Navy Joke.....

    Glad you liked it, I had a good laugh too. Definantly worth a bookmark. :D
  9. A Navy Joke.....

    "Well," snarled the tough old Navy Chief to the bewildered Seaman. "I suppose after you get discharged from the Navy, you'll just be waiting for me to die so you can come and piss on my grave." "Not me, Chief!" the Seaman replied. "Once I get out of the Navy, I'm never going to stand in line again!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A Navy Chief and an Admiral were sitting in the barbershop. They were both just getting finished with their shaves, when the barbers reached for some after-shave to slap on their faces. The admiral shouted, "Hey, don't put that stuff on me! My wife will think I've been in a whorehouse!" The chief turned to his barber and said, "Go ahead and put it on. My wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (This is one of my favorites.lol) Comparison of courage Army, Air Force, and Marine Generals were standing in front of a rappelling tower with a Navy Admiral. The Air Force General says to the others, "My men are the most courageous of the Armed Forces." "Ha!" said Army, "My men are the most courageous and I'll prove it." Army calls a Private over from the tower. He tells the Private, "I want you to jump off that tower - no rope, no parachute." "Yes, Sir!!!" the Private yells and proceeds to climb the tower. The Private walks to the edge, yells "Hoo-ahh!" and jumps off the tower. He is killed instantly upon impact. "That's nothing," the Air Force General said, bored. He calls a Senior Airman over. "Son, I want you to jump off that tower - no rope, no parachute and I want you to do it with style." "Yes, Sir!!!" the Senior Airman yells. He climbs to the top of the tower, walks to the edge and jumps. He executes a swan dive that would make Greg Louganis proud, hits the ground and dies on impact. "Hmmph," the Marine growled. "Ya'll obviously forgot the Marine Corps were here," he said (yelling "Marine Corps!" as all Marines tend to do.) He calls a Lance Corporal over. "Marine, I want you to jump off that tower and make the Corps proud!" The Corporal yells, "Ooh-rah!", by way of response and runs to the tower. He grabs an M-60 and ammunition belt on the way and wraps the belt around himself in the Pancho Villa style. He climbs the tower and walks to the edge. Upon reaching the edge, he throws two grenades into the air, yells "Semper Fi Do or Die!" and jumps off. He starts shooting the M-60 in mid-air, clipping treetops and yelling the entire way down. His impact is obscured by the two exploding grenades. When the smoke clears, only little pieces of the Marine are left. The others are impressed and nod their heads in admiration. Then the Admiral says, "That's nothing." The others turn to face the Admiral, their faces in disbelief. The Admiral calls a Seaman over who was cleaning latrines. "Son, I want you to jump off that tower- no rope, no parachute." The Seaman looks the Admiral in the face and says, "Screw you! You kiss my ass first!" and walks off. The Admiral turns to the others and says, "Now THAT'S courage!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- During the Vietnam war, a Lieutenant asked a Marine why he was falling back during a really fierce battle. "Didn't you hear me say that we're outnumbered 4 to 1 ?" The Marine replied, "I got my four Sir." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- jokes compliment of http://www.military-quotes.com/jokes/humor.htm
  10. Lock On

    It might be Christmas before I get a new CH rig anyway so if it comes out in Jan or Feb then I wont be too disappointed. I know thats selfish and many want it now, but if testers keep finding bugs and the Dev guys keep squashing them then take whatever time you need IMO. I want a good solid product in the end, its been a long time since we had something solid on release and I am willing to wait for it.
  11. Falcon 4 Gold Announced

    If they really wanted to do something with falcon4 they would add a couple more flyable planes with cockpits and original flight models (not modified F16 flight models) and update the graphics. All they really need to do is update the graphics but the code has been out for how long and nobody has touched the graphics so far, I find that wierd. All these guys are doing is trying to prophit off of SP3. that's pretty lame and I hope people dont get googoo eyed and think this will be something new. Save your money and download SP3, thats what you will be paying for anyway.
  12. Chief, I still have FA and its in excellent condition. original CD case and all. I think I even have the manual somewhere. not that I condone such a thing, but burning it would be easy.lol ;)
  13. Go Cubs!

    update: that kid is going to have to go into the witness protection program now.lol poor guy
  14. A Personal Opinion About Biohaz Members

    This place is kinda like that little town where everyone knows everybody.
  15. Go Cubs!

    Dude is that kid who messed up the foul ball catch gonna get messed up after the game or what.LMAO I'm not a big baseball fan, but if its my home team and the guy is making a play the last thing I want to do is screw him up on the play. What a complete idiot. Cubs deserve to lose that game after letting the marlins score 8 runs.
  16. Fates I was making a reference to some of the other posts on this subject where someone makes a complaint about an issue and then someone with the SP2 beta patch chimes in and says "Works great for me". Nobody got it but me I guess, but I was poking fun at those types of responses. I'm just a tad ticked off right now about this whole thing (obviously) and I'm getting tired of being told "soon". Soon isn't good enough anymore. It's time to put up or shut up. release the patch and lets get on with it. Typhoon wasn't even this bad.
  17. That's fule and it is cool!
  18. Some Aircraft Carrier Ops Trivia

    Never saw a Hot refuel through the hanger bay Chief, but it would sure scare the hell out of me if I did.lol We usually had plenty of aircraft stowed down there so getting a plane through was a chore. Fueling used to happen right next to the island underneath vultures row so when they hot refueled the jet exhaust would redirect upward and make life hell on vultures row.lol They would usually try to keep the planes into the wind while fueling, but it got so crowded sometimes you had no choice but to stack them wherever you could. I could sit on vultures row and just watch flight ops for hours sometimes, always something cool to see. :)
  19. Don't expect any code to be given up anytime soon. The SF code is being used for other things besides SF right now and TK isn't going to give up the code that easily. nope, everyone has to sit and wait for this mysterious patch (except for the testers of course, it works great for them,lol :P ) btw- The falcon code was leaked, not released on purpose.
  20. I guess the USAF has that new USS Enterprise star treck seperation into two pieces thing going on.lol :D That pilot looks anxious to punch out of there too.lol
  21. Checkrides And Such...

    Bravo Zulu raptor! I'm right behind ya. I just finished getting my A&P (took two years 2000hrs) and my next goal is to get up to at least multiengine within the next couple of years. Spent 5 years in the Navy flying around in the backseat because my eyesight wasnt good enough to sit up front so now is my chance to drive the bus and I cant wait.lol ;)
  22. My Fsu Vs Um Thread

    Well its almost halftime and I just watched Chris Rix through his second INT which turned into a TD for Miami. Thanks Rix for being the Gawd Awfull QB you are and losing this game. oh and to the miami fan who blew the whistle in the first quarter which resulted in a rekick and block, I hope the Nole fans there find you and pack you into a ditch!
  23. My Fsu Vs Um Thread

    Snapple, what he says makes sense and here is why: Rix is all they have. By saying "Rix gives us the best chance to win" means they dont have another QB better than Rix. If they stick the Sophmore in there it will only make things worse. FSU flat out got outplayed Sat and it wasn't all Rix's fault. Do I think he sux? yeah I do, but thats all we have for a QB so you just cross your fingers and hope he doesnt suck enough to lose the game. It's easy to place blame on someone after a bad game like that, but nobody is going to force Bobby into retirement. That would be stupid. Bowden is a legend and I dread the day he decides to retire.
  24. Military Drum Cadences

    Try here Todd, some good Patriotic stuff and a few marches. Might be what your looking for. http://www2.acc.af.mil/music/ceremonial/tunelist.html here is another http://www.geocities.com/cwfifedrum/schedule.html http://edtech.waynesburg.edu/SHARE1/WWW/jb...lio/cwmusic.htm (this link has one audio file, click on the flute pic) thats all I could find for now, hope it helps.
  25. My Fsu Vs Um Thread

    When I woke up this morning and saw it was raining in Tally I got really nervous. Rain kills team speed and FSU thrives on its speed. Of course Miami is a speed team as well, but they obviously handled it better than FSU. Rain is no excuse though, FSU just stunk the place up today and Chris Rix was a horrible leader today. Terry Bowden said after the game on ABC "FSU will never be in the national championship hunt as long as Chris Rix is QB." I would have to agree. The ESPN guys said this "That lofting passes up the field on a wing and a preyer may work in the ACC, but it wont work against teams like Miami and Oklahoma" LOL, true! Unlike the NFL where you can get away with losing 3 or 4 games in a season, you have no option but to go undefeated if you want a shot at the national championship. The loss today just killed any chance of a BCS championship. Theres always the ACC title though, woopie <_< It's been a horrible football week for me- My bucs piss away a 3 TD lead and the game to the Colts and FSU gets spanked at home by Miami. I need a drink. :(
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